DoJ Chapter 35: "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!"

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Egad! Less than a week since the last chapter, and oh look. Enjoy! (And comment. We wuv comments.)

Comments

[joisbishmyoga]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SNEAKY BASTARD SHARNA AND THE DARK RUNNING THE PURPLE LORDS. Explains so much about the name. I wonder who's controlling Sharna? He doesn't have the brains to get a grip on a political entity instead of random temples of terrorist futility, but if it was Daddy running the show then Krashnark would know about it (and be a far-more-trusted lieutenant than Sharna)... hm.

You do not know fear until you wake up in what you thought was a safe house and find a pink limousine outside your front door. So sayeth the Gundam Pilot, amen. Eth.

Did you ever notice that you’ve got a dimple in your right butt cheek, but not the left? Those pants you used to wear all the time were tight enough to show it off nicely. I thanked God for your tailor every night. Well, not every night, just when I’d had a chance to check out his work again. Argument #1412 in favor of 13/6: Treize's tailor knows which side his bread is buttered on.

=*What’s all this ‘my lord’ and ‘pardon’? You’re a hradani, Akar,

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*hmmhmmhmm* And who says Krashy doesn't know? :3

Eth!

*snicker* Mmmm, tight pants.

Yus! We like hradani LOTS.

Krashy'll get it worked out eventually! :D

[joisbishmyoga]

If Krashy knows, Wufei is going to have problems with him again, and Krashy is going to have to angst and navelgaze and make hard decisions between his father and his righteousness...

... so of course Krashy knows. My bad.

[askerian]

What isn’t handleable is you emo-ing off into the sunset
Pffff.

“’Cause you’d be emo-ing away from something good and towards nothing, and we’d be emo-ing away to somewhere we’re needed, okay? Also, there would be less emo and more explosions.”
*has some lols and also some nghs explosioooons*

“Plus, even if you wait for us to leave and then sneak off, she’s perfectly capable of chasing you down herself. There would be less ass-beating than I’d provide, but a lot more big blue eyes and wobbly bottom lips. Trust me, that’s worse. You do not know fear until you wake up in what you thought was a safe house and find a pink limousine outside your front door.”
*gigglesnort* that's true. Give it up, Zechs, your sister can chase you through the whole solar system, and SHE WILL IF SHE HAS TO.

Aha, the good old "bludgeon them with babble until they give in just to get away from my voice" technique. u.u (mm zechsy's ass.)

Oh, Akar, tying himself into knots over his new priesthood. X33 I like him!

=*I didn’t choose you to change you, Akar;

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There shall be EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOMS if Duo has anything to say about it! And he does. :D

All that time chasing Heero was excellent practice!

Mmm. :3~

Akar is kind of a sweetheart. XD I'm not telling him that though, he's a big tough Navahkian hradani dammit...

Eventually! :D

...Yes, but he still wouldn't like it. XD

Mm-hm, yus, somebody is using that citrus grove. Hee. :3

Korthrala's just like that and it rubs off on everyone around him! *snicker*

Sneak, Kairic, sneak! Sneak fast!

Orfressa's not going to let Wufei die if she can help it. :)

Ooh, the Marfanger's aren't happy, no. :P

Thataway! Fast!

Heehee, those two were made for each other. XD

Looks like Rathan talked to the right person first, doesn't it? :3

*snicker* Glad you enjoyed it hon!

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... while us fans squeal in delight

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Yay! :D

Oh, yes, Krashnark was if anything *more* stunned than Wufei. Orfressa generally 'talks' to Orr, so I think the Light gods are used to 'Dad' dealing with her, but she doesn't speak to anyone in the Dark pantheon... :)

*quiet innocent humming at the next bits* XD

You're welcome!

[purple_alicorn]

I'm so glad I stayed up late (playing Portal 2...) and managed to read this tonight before I fell flat on my face...

I love the *wearing down by Duo stream of conscious" and the visit from Orfressa.

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*snicker* I love those bits too :D

[branchandroot]

*dotes on Akar* Don't worry, hon, it's all swords and hacking up your enemies and fun stuff!

*is evilly delighted by Sharna and Yithar* Oh they deserve each other /so much/. The mutual whining is like some specially tailored version of a Sartre play. Thank goodness Karic got away from them!

Also: Orfressa! EEEEEEE! I really think she's my favorite, these days.

...that was totally Chekhov's Citrus Grove, wasn't it? *waits, a bit worriedly, to see what will come of it*

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Akar will get the hang of it. :D

Oh yes, those two deserve each other. What a shame they aren't going to appreciate it!

Orfressa's a ton of fun to write!

...Yes. Yes, it was. :3