Fight or Foreplay part 5: Getting Serious

[mel_redcap]

Sooner or later, it had to happen...

Fight or Foreplay part 5: Getting Serious

Continuing the completely and totally INSANE Bleach silly fic, by Mel and Christy. Now with actual plot!
(Kenpachi + Ichigo + Grimmjow, Ulquiorra + Orihime, AU, OOC, language, moderately crackfic)

Comments

[joisbishmyoga]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuu! DON'T DO IT, SADFACE-CHAN! DESERT! DEFECT! DECAMP! DEBARK THE CRAZY TRAIN-- er, wait, that doesn't put him on the other side either-- JOIN TEH SHINIGAMI!

[kraziekatlord]

I read defect as deficient Don't mind my snorking. brain is frazzled from work.

[shini_tenshi]

The fun and games had to end sometime...

[kraziekatlord]

I am full of yays and boos. Especially the yays of Ulquiorra/Orihime cuteness, and the boos of Aizen being a major fun killer.

[siraj]

Oh dear... things had to go to hell sometime...

Yeah, I think this will be interesting indeed... I can just see everybody facing off, and then Grimmy, Staark and the others promptly swap sides and proceed to fistbump Ichigo and Kenpachi.

"What's the meaning of this?!"
"They're more fun than you, you whiny shit!"
"And I have 50 bucks on the next fight"