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[mel___]

Does anyone actually know what that was they served at dinner? Or have those bloody elves finally gone off the murderous end and tried to feed us some kind of mutant cauliflower?

And to think I was actually looking forward to coming back to this hell hole. At least the food at home looks edible.

Comments

[will_harper]

I am curious as to what it was. I certainly wasn't going to eat it.

[mel___]

I doubt if anyone that did eat it is still around and well enough to comment on it.

[will_harper]

I don't doubt it. It looked gastly, and smelt funny.

[welikecake]

We ate it. It was good.

Especially dessert. Did you have any dessert?

[mel___]

...

Don't be surprised if you wake up with an extra arm tomorrow. Mutations could be contagious when ingested.

Idiots.

[welikecake]

More arms would have more room for cake. It would help.

You love us.

[_irish_blood9]

Mutant Couliflower. All the way.

[mel___]

I knew it. I suppose they're trying to kill us now.

[_irish_blood9]

No. Just you, love. :]

[mel___]

Well then. Good to know.

[purely_harper]

You mean the yellow tinted stalks paired up with the brownish sauce?

Why, my good lady, that was mutant cauliflower. Served especially for the Hufflefreaks. How'd it end up on our table?!

[mel___]

Those poor Huffles were robbed of their favourite dish thanks to yet another mess up in the kitchens. How sad 9.9

*~*Point Count*~*

[who_is_kyle]

6 to Slytherin

xD