doom demands cucumber sandwiches! he who forgets to remove the crusts shall DIE.

[mekosuchinae]

"It's not that I don't respect him," Pepper says, wafting the steam from her teacup with an idle wave of her hand. "Because I do. I mean, he's my boss, and he's a genius, and he's - you know, he's a super hero. He's a very good person, mostly. And I do respect him for it

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[neveth]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I love you forever. Of course Doom has a perfectly matching tea service. Doom demands the best!

[mekosuchinae]

Hee, thank you! He totally had the tablecloth hand-stitched in Paris.

[neveth]

XD Never let it be said that Doom is unrefined! Doom is class personified!

[jamaillith]

OMG. GENIUS. It would indeed be awesome. I can just see them having conversations over coffee about how it's so frustrating trying to balance a job and a personal life and how hard it is to get motor oil out of silk. And then watching films together, or something, like in a sitcom, and Pepper handing Doom a tissue and him dabbing at the eye-sockets in his mask maybe I'm going to far with this.

potts & doom: you lose 'em, we find 'em

[mekosuchinae]

No, no: KEEP GOING.

Secretly, I think they should open a cross-continental detective agency and go on wacky adventures - adventures that span the globe! As you might suspect, given the cross-continental nature of the agency. They wear matching checkered scarves and Dr Doom swaps his hood for a hunting cap. Pepper keeps a basic forensic science kit hidden in her purse. GLORIOUS.

(Tony Stark guest stars as plucky Miss Potts' Sometimes Love Interest.)

of all the latverian castles in all the world, she had to walk into mine

[jamaillith]

EVEN BETTER.

I can see it. All film noir and innuendoes. Pepper luring in the bad guys by playing the damsel in distress card then pulling a Magnum from out of her sleeve. Doom with a moustache drawn on the front of his mask. Yessss.

(Would he keep getting into trouble/kidnapped (again!) and then having to be resuced? And all sekrit jealousy at Doom, who sees a side of Pepper he can never hope to touch.)

miss potts doesn't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

[mekosuchinae]

Doom with a moustache drawn on the front of his mask.

You are the most amazing person who has ever lived.

HEE, yes! Pepper has to gently explain to him that Iron Man isn't really subtle enough for detective work - Tony keeps trying to cut in on the job.

Oh! And every case closes on some variation of Dr Doom offering her an administrative job back in Latveria and Pepper laughing and turning him down. Oh, Dr Doom!

[ningen_demonai]

My life. It is MADE.

DON'T BE SAD ABOUT ONLY WRITING THIS TODAY, it was hilarious and amazing and I loved it. ♥

[mekosuchinae]

But aaaaaugh - so unproductive! My entire day, WASTED. Anyway. Thank you! I'm very glad you enjoyed it. *g*

[ningen_demonai]

Ahahah, I'd consider myself lucky if I even got something this amazing in a month! But I am judging myself on the same level as you, which is obviously not right, cuz you are so much more amazing. ♥

[destro]

That is full of pure GLEE. And JOY. And KITTENS. Oh my god, Pepper/Tony BFFs for eveeer.

[chikapus]

Aahahaha this just makes my day. Especially since I just got back from seeing it a second time!

[mekosuchinae]

Oh, awesome! Iron Man is - if possible - even more righteous + awesome on the rewatch.

(Thank you!)