Comments | mekh: The Ol' Ol'.

mekh

The Ol' Ol'.

Aug 04, 2006 12:35

Aahh, nothin' like the ol' bait 'n' switch. Offer up a quality entry riddled with humor and hard work, then turn around and start promotin' my own bloody auctions. But I don't feel bad about it, you ingrates.

Buy my stuff on eBay. I put up a lot of industrial and industrial-related stuff. Tons of CDs (Ant-Zen/Hymen-related, Tesco-related, and more ( Read more... )

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areallyfatbaby August 4 2006, 16:43:35 UTC

"Buy my stuff or Raul dies."

mekh August 4 2006, 17:32:06 UTC

Raul: "Please, please buy his things... please, ... I'm in constant pain... he cut off my toes."

sirmarksalot August 4 2006, 16:48:56 UTC

The way I see it, you are only getting rid of this stuff in an effort to pay off your spendings. Spendings being the dinners you paid for when you take girls who reply to your craigslist ads to dinner.

im gonna get burned for this...

mekh August 4 2006, 18:03:01 UTC

Look, I'm kind of ashamed to say that your sister isn't a slut. But, however, she does want 50 bucks for anal. So, I'm trying to scrounge up 50 bucks for a rectal romp. With your sister. >: O

djinsect August 4 2006, 18:16:29 UTC

girls?

mekh August 4 2006, 19:51:55 UTC

Look, Davyd, I told you, for the last time, just 'cause your dad gave me a blowjob that one time doesn't mean I'm gay. I was young, I was experimenting, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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5arah August 4 2006, 17:52:38 UTC

Actually, I am thinking to myself "Dan, that's nice, but you should just forget the ebay on the stuff that I don't have and send it to me for my birthday in a couple of weeks"

seriously, just just MAY bid on something or other.

mekh August 4 2006, 19:52:32 UTC

Man, what was I thinking?
I'm going to take all my auctions down.
And mail them to you.

drradium August 4 2006, 19:02:42 UTC

Does your Sonic Adventure work properly? Mine is defective when I bought it and those cunts wouldn't let me return or exchange it!! Mother fuckers !!

mekh August 4 2006, 19:51:08 UTC

It runs swimmingly. I got it new, played it once, got angry at it, put it up on eBay.

phz3dztort1on August 5 2006, 22:02:43 UTC

If only someone gave you a Dreamcast....*whistles to himself inoccuously*

elektr0death August 4 2006, 20:23:08 UTC

I want some of that sweet Dan auctioned vinyl.
It'll give my home that nie, pretentious bastard edge.

Cause I have nothing to play the vinyl on.
I'll score scene points with my cats.