Your Mom Gave Me A Job.

[mekh]

Man, I sure wish I got up earlier so I could've went to Chinatown in a timely fashion to see the fireworks. I hope everyone has a wonderful year of the dog, the tastiest forbidden domesticated animal

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[thallium]

Best mood ever.

[mekh]

Best thing to come out of Australia, if you ask me.
Well, maybe 'sides the Road Warrior.

[qnonymous]

you could always try for "Official Spokesman for the 'Books Suck Organization of America'." I hear they have an excellent benefits plan.

[mekh]

I vote to burn every printing press ever.

[pensivegargoyle]

Here ya go. Rounding up immigrants. But it's in Kansas City. How many immigrants can there be in Kansas City?

http://jobsearch.usajobs.opm.gov/getjob.asp?JobID=38819623&AVSDM=2006%2D01%2D30+00%3A01%3A01&Logo=0&jbf574=HSAB&FedEmp=N&sort=rv&vw=d&ss=0&brd=3876&FedPub=Y&caller=/agency_search.asp&SUBMIT1.x=90&SUBMIT1.y=15&SUBMIT1=Search+for+Jobs

[mekh]

Oh my God.
That job is genius.

I think Kansas City just won a bunch of points in my book.

[le_futurisme]

you could work friday saturday sunday for 8 bucks an hour at sam ash keyboards/pro audio in times square . ask for bobby . i just quit to do other stuff . while you're there go pick up my paychec b/c i'm too scared to

on 2nd thought rounding up immigrants sounds better =P

i hold the microphone like a grudge.

[mekh]

Man, with that rave review, how could I not?! I'll be one of those guys. One of those guys who works for Sam Ash. Man, how elite.

I demand to verify the status of some immigrants.

i hear the Chinese name their children by throwing a spoon down the stairs

[soir_bleu]

You should've gone to Chinatown and rounded up all the Chinese there. On the charges of taking jobs and stealing our women. And not worshipping the Christian God. I mean, who could refute such legitimate claims? No one, clearly.