Hockey, why are you the worst? I've only cried after an Arsenal match once and that was after three years of following them and *that* Carling Cup final against Birmingham. But I might legit bawl in public on Wednesday if the Caps lose. It would be like body blow, body blow, body blow. :/
At this point, watching Game of Thrones and Mad men are both more uplifting than playoff hockey.
AND JEFF LIKES IT. LIKES THE WAY ERIC TRIES TO BE STERN BUT ALWAYS SORT OF ENDS UP GRINNING DUMBLY DOWN AT JEFF BC HE LIKES JEFF SO MUCH AND JEFF LOVES THAT ERIC LIKES HIM SO MUCH AND IT GETS HIM HOT, MAKES HIS SPINE TINGLE, AND OH GOD, HE'S SO INTO BEING TIED UP IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. HE HOPES HIS SIBLINGS NEVER HEAR ABOUT IT. WOULDN'T THAT BE AWKWARD.
THEN HE STARTS THINKING ABOUT ERIC'S SIBLINGS AND OH GOD THAT'S SUPER AWKWARD TOO. JEFF WISHES HE COULD TURN OFF HIS BRAN.
BUT THEN ERIC CLOSES HIS FIST AROUND JEFF'S DICK AND WHOA THERE - THAT'S ALL OF JEFF'S ATTENTION, IMMEDIATELY. THAT WORKS. WAY TO GO. MARK THAT DOWN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
(ERIC PROBABLY DOES. HE'S CAPTAIN MATERIAL THAT WAY.)
Ugh sometimes I'm just like, sports is the worst. All that emotional investment is exhausting. (But pre-playoffs hockey, at least there wasn't a game every freaking night. I'm going back to tennis and football for the summer adkfjd)
Well, maybe the Oilers will finally wise up and fire him like the Canes finally got a new coach? IDK. My sympathies. :(
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NHL = enablers forever.
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It is worse when they have that chance. At least I knew the Canes never had a chance.
God, I can't imagine what next season will be like.
Who're you pulling for now? Caps? GO CAPS OH GOD PLEASE.
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At this point, watching Game of Thrones and Mad men are both more uplifting than playoff hockey.
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ugh. /holds you
/reads Teen Wolf fic instead of fucking hockey
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And yeah, at least the Cane broke my heart in like, December.
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UGH
WHATEVER
JEFF SKINNER'S DIMPLES
/CONSOLES SELF
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AND YET SO HOT
AND JEFF LIKES IT. LIKES THE WAY ERIC TRIES TO BE STERN BUT ALWAYS SORT OF ENDS UP GRINNING DUMBLY DOWN AT JEFF BC HE LIKES JEFF SO MUCH AND JEFF LOVES THAT ERIC LIKES HIM SO MUCH AND IT GETS HIM HOT, MAKES HIS SPINE TINGLE, AND OH GOD, HE'S SO INTO BEING TIED UP IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. HE HOPES HIS SIBLINGS NEVER HEAR ABOUT IT. WOULDN'T THAT BE AWKWARD.
THEN HE STARTS THINKING ABOUT ERIC'S SIBLINGS AND OH GOD THAT'S SUPER AWKWARD TOO. JEFF WISHES HE COULD TURN OFF HIS BRAN.
BUT THEN ERIC CLOSES HIS FIST AROUND JEFF'S DICK AND WHOA THERE - THAT'S ALL OF JEFF'S ATTENTION, IMMEDIATELY. THAT WORKS. WAY TO GO. MARK THAT DOWN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
(ERIC PROBABLY DOES. HE'S CAPTAIN MATERIAL THAT WAY.)
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Well, maybe the Oilers will finally wise up and fire him like the Canes finally got a new coach? IDK. My sympathies. :(
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So now I'm going to go watch clips of G being badass on YT.
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