#sadpanda

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The metaphorical jizzing on Kaner's face going on throughout this entire article sort of makes my day. This reporter, dude. I ship him/Kaner.

In honor of Tazer finally getting to play again tonight (!!), here is a story I told nicolasechs, with visual aids!

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My favorite part is - okay, all of it - but the part where the reporter manages to fanboy Kaner trading the playoff mullet for a beard as a sign of his remarkable unselfish awesome maturity is PRETTY GREAT.

[forochel]

CRYING. TEARS OF BLOOD. TEARS OF BLOOOOOOOD.

WHY DOES NOBODY EVER DECIDE TO DRESS HIM? IS HE UNDRESSEABLE? THIS IS FROM A SHOOT, PRESUMABLY, WITH A STYLIST:

[meiface]

IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO HIDE HIS THIGHS, MAYBE?

WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO HIDE HIS THIGHS? I'M A BIG FAN OF THIGHS IN SPORTS.

CRON KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DUDE. [insert appropriate gif]

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING omg

[forochel]

MEI I WENT TO ONTD_FOOTBALL TO LOOK FOR A CRONALDO THIGH GIF FOR YOU

BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE CESC FABREGAS TAG! BUT ANYWAY, RELEVANT TO YR LETTER:

[meiface]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Xabi Alonso, flawless. ♥

[impertinence]

LOLOLOL THAT ARTICLE. man. "Patrick Kane is just so dreamy *___*"

[meiface]

IT'S SO GREAT. KANER IS SO GREAT. DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HOW UNSELFISH HE IS? AND HOW AWESOME? DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HOW HIS CAREER LOW IN POINTS/GOALS IS DUE TO NO FAULT OF HIS OWN BUT IS ACTUALLY DUE TO HOW UNSELFISH HE IS? AND ALSO BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME.

P.S. DID I MENTION HE'S SUPER SUPER AWESOME????

[sweetcherrytree]

DEAD AT THE STORY OF TOEWS AS TOLD BY PANDAS AND OTHER ANIMALS

ALSO DEAD AT THAT TERRIBLE SUIT OH GOD WHY

[meiface]

IN THE SECOND PANDA GIF, FALLING TAZER PANDA GETS KICKED BY THE OTHER PANDA LOLOL.

Click the liiiiiiinks for someone who knows how to wear suit. *__*

[sweetcherrytree]

omg I did, I DID

WHO IS THAT GLORIOUS MAN

[meiface]

Xabi Alonso, plays for Real Madrid and the Spanish National team. ♥ (European football!)

Seriously, he's smart, classy, beautiful, well-spoken, gorgeous wife/adorable kids, FLAWLESS MAN.

[herwhereabouts]

Oh my god, Xabi Alonso. You fly, fine mofo. Kaner should be sent to style school, poor thing. Actually, all hockey players need to get on that, ASAP.

SAD PANDAS FOR THE WIN.

[meiface]

XABI ALONSO, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Ugh, the entire Spanish National Team = ♥ Too bad football is in a terrible time zone for me, so thank god for hockey.

Nando makes me a sad panda though. /bitter Liverpool fan

[herwhereabouts]

XABI IS A BOSS and it totes makes me happy that he's playing for Real. I love my team. I love the entire Spanish national team, but totally judge Torres hardcore every time I read something about him. I feel like he is a traitorous misfit even though I'm not a Liverpool fan. Dude has been seriously tainted for me. :/

I DVR some of the games and watch them during the weekend. YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. Also, Cristiano's and Kaka's bromance is otherworldly, so there's extra incentive right there, haha.

[meiface]

OH MAN I LOVE REAL TOO. :D They're my La Liga team and, yes, yes, the CrisKa love is epic and fabulous.

Do you read fic for them? I normally don't read for football, but I stumbled across this CrisKa AU and it was fabulous.

Basically Nando just makes me ;_______; forever. He's been tainted for me too, but I loved him and still do so ugh. It's complicated.