I need this in my life RIGHT NOW

[meiface]

Canes have no chance at making the playoffs, but I was still squeaking in glee when they shut out the Blues last night. HA, TAKE THAT ST. LOUIS. Were you even good when I was there? Don't be good now; you're not my team. Cam Ward was amaaaaaaaazing and bb!Jeff scored and I thought I had everything I wanted in life to make me happy, until I had this

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[intomorning]

There can never be too many pretend bfs stories! Lol, why is it that hockey players (according to primers) are, like, so awkward? xD Also, now I can identify more than five players...!

[meiface]

ahaha jeff and eric
is jeff all MAN I WISH YOU'D FUCK ME
and eric going NO YOU ARE TOO YOUNG
BUT I'M GOIGN TO TOUCH YOU ALL THE TIME
AND TELL BAD JOKES TO SEE YOU SMILE
/CUDDLES
and jeff is like AWW CUDDLES but also seriously can we fuck

and jeff is like FINE I'LL GO FUCK OTHER PEOPLE
and eric will go OH HELL NO
i mean
AS YOUR CAPTAIN
I AM CONCERNED
ABOUT ANYTHING THAT MIGHT INTERFERE WITH YOUR HOCKEY

Hockey players are terrible manchildren AND YET STILL SO ENTERTAINING. Like thefourthvine's primer explained, really, they just stopped developing everything except hockey skills at 14.

[impertinence]

I WOULD READ THAT SO HARD.

[meiface]

ME TOO. WHY DOESN'T IT EXIST RIGHT NOW, ALL TWENTY-THOUSAND WORDS OF IT?

I have a window open where I am trying to write fratboy-AU-possibly-with-pretend-boyfriends, but I keep getting distracted by videos. How do other people do it??

[impertinence]

many people I know joke that I am a fic-dispensing machine. mostly I accomplish it by not having other hobbies.

[meiface]

Well I am jealous of your fic-dispensing properties. OTHER HOBBIES SUCK ANYWAY. No, but seriously, basketball is seriously distracting me right now. Ugh, March, ALL THE SPORTS.

[meiface]

IT'S WAITING FOR YOU TO WRITE IT, V.

I need to get more writer friends into hockey RPF so I can make them write all these ideas. All of them!!

[meiface]

I VOTE impertinence SINCE SHE WRITES EPICS but she may be tied up in other WIPs. Ugh, idk, let's just get everyone we know into hockey RPF and surely one of them will feel compelled by the sheer awesome that is this prompt.

[sapphynashi]

I WOULD READ THAT.

JOYFULLY.

Mei, why would you introduce me to a fandom that doesn't already have reams of epics. That is the cruelest thing. It's like you invited me on a one-way, all-expenses-paid vacation trip to a desert to die of thirst. :(

[meiface]

IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A FANDOM THAT MAKES YOU WRITE.

Which is SO hard.

But seriously I've written more in comments/chat in the past week than I have in...months. /o\ Too bad none of this will coalesce into a proper fic.

[forochel]

THERE IS BODYSWAP. JUST WITH SEABS & DUNCS.

but, um. I feel that fic should exist about 1000x over.

[meiface]

I REMEMBER THAT. Every one of my favorite pairings should have all the tropefics too.

I REALLY WANT A SUPERHEROES AU. SUPERKANER. HIS POWER: SHUFFLIN. CAPTAIN SERIOUS. HIS POWER: SUCKING AWAY ALL THE FUN.

JEFF SKINNER, WHO NEEDS A SUPERNAME. SUPERPOWER: THE SMILE SLAYS ALL.

And Eric can just be like, Viking Man. From a clan of Viking clones.

[forochel]

that's like ... that movie with all the kids who train to be sidekicks.

also this is really terrible mix of fandoms but when you said Viking and Eric I was like "...alexander skarsgard?" damn you, GK ):

[meiface]

...well, that's where my mind was too. /o\ Now there's a Viking.

But seriously, Staaler is basically Thor.