more weird than funny, but still...

i got my hair cut yesterday

i wrote a poem in my head yesterday and it was good but i forgot it. oh wait holy crap i just remembered. maybe i'll write what i remember. actually i only remember that it was a totally excellent metaphor for love AND the bombing of hiroshima and nagasaki. it was that good. i mean, it was goooooooooood. that's all i remember. i'll write it out or ( Read more... )

well, i went and visited the gps in good ol' cope, sc this weekend...and surprisingly, i had a good time. and washed my clothes. and was given like 543209582905834205482583429054 pounds of food. sweet ( Read more... )

tonight i was serenaded on my way to the gym by some phi nus. good harmony...but it was a little strange. tomorrow is single people feel like crap day. can't wait.

why would anyone name a gang ms-13? nobody would give it street cred. they would just think it's a new form of multiple sclerosis.

my roast beef sub tasted strangely like peanut butter. i'm not eating there any more. what if i was allergic to peanuts? i also took out the trash, and slept until 1. i finished my pomegranate yesterday and today i had mandarin oranges, and i remembered to take my daily multivitamin. i'm tired of watching steve-o puke, that's all he does any more ( Read more... )

what the crap.

i had a biology test today, i think i did well on it ( Read more... )

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also, an awesome story: "Happy Endings" by Margaret Atwood. read it.