So it's December

[meghann_vampy]

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[writer_deuce]

Wuh...? Just...wuh....? I just...now I'm thinking of mermen porn...I hope that doesn't exist...

[meghann_vampy]

You know the rules of the internet, right?

[writer_deuce]

Why must you crush my dreams that porn hasn't raped everything that is (maybe) good in this world?

Now I'm trying to think of improbable porn subjects...and I can't think of one. I'm thinking of inatimate objects, but then I just imagine them animated. Da fuck.

[only_fragments]

....but.... how does the soccer player KICK THE BALL?

[meghann_vampy]

That...is an excellent question...