You should write a book. How to offend women in five syllables or less.

[meganbmoore]

I don't usually have "Not my childhood!" type reactions to these things, but WTF is with this trailer for the new Swan Princess sequel?

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What's with that CGI? Did they have no budget? Is the original movie even popular enough to make a sequel (good or bad) this much later a good idea at all? I mean, I love the thing, but it's far from one of the

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[chaos_harmony]

YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITYYYY.

I cannot tell if this is hilarible or just... bad.

[meganbmoore]

I KNOW. I mean, Oliver has the excuse of spending 5 years on an island apparently completely alone or being tortured when/if anyone else was there, so I'll forgive him. He probably sat around thinking of dramatic things to say. NOT LIKE THE INTERNET WAS THERE TO KEEP HIM COMPANY. Or nice people. Or books. Or such.

The writers, though, have no excuse.

[ladysaotome]

Believe it or not, that is the 3rd sequel to the Swan Princess. Each one seems to get worse, even though this one seems to be going CGI instead of plain 2D...