Fic: Bedroom Banter

[vampyra142001]

Bedroom Banter

Comments

[aurawind]

Funny thing about threesomes is that they always make me laugh, don't know why, but they make laugh XDDD

This one was very sexy and adorable. Aaaaaaand Roxanne, being a voyeur yaoi fangirl? that's the best part XDDDDD great job!!!!

[vampyra142001]

Thanks.
And threesome amuse me too, there's always that awkwardness of who's going where.

[joanhello]

Well, I admit that I didn't get that the "Minion" Roxanne was talking to was Megamind until he turned off the disguise generator, although I should have figured it out right at the end when he called her "Roxanne" instead of "Ms. Ritchi". This was a very hot little story. Clearly the three of them are destined to live orgasmically ever after.

I watched a video recently of rhinoceri mating in a zoo. The male organ, for about the furthest quarter or fifth of its length, was kind of prehensile. The tip was very wide, like a daisy on a very long stem, and it could wave back and forth until it was aimed about 90 degrees from the direction of the shaft. Once penetration was achieved, there was no thrusting; I have to assume that the prehensile tip was doing the stimulating. So this kind of thing is not unheard of among Earth species.

[vampyra142001]

Wow, that's actually kinda freaky. Sometime I'll have to look that up.

[tripperfunster]

I have African Sulcata tortoises, and OMFG their cocks are what dreams nightmares are made of! Sounds a lot like those Rhinos, actually. Flared at the end and somewhat prehinsile. I guess, getting it out of your own shell, then into hers takes some skills.

I was honestly horrified the first time I saw that thing searching around. *shudder*

[vampyra142001]

Ok, went on Youtube - Tortoise dick is totally freakier than rhino dick. Also looked at the tapir, it's penis is half the length of its body! And it's as prehensile as the tortoise and the rhino.

I honestly think that Earth animals will always beat anything we can imagine in Megz or Metz pants.

[tripperfunster]

yay! This is such a shameless self insert fic for me! I just said yesterday that I would LOVE to sit on Met'z big, smarmy face, and here you go writing just that! We MUST have some sort of pornographic psychic connection. :D

Very nice work hon! I've never written a threesome. Too confusing for me. Thanks for writing this! <3

[vampyra142001]

Glad you enjoyed it.

And threesomes aren't that hard, it's just a matter of who's doing what, just like a regular pairing. This is technically the third one I've ever written, but the first I've gotten to publish. I REALLY need to type up the stock pile of other fanfictions some time, there's like twenty of the damn things for various fandoms. Maybe I will when I finish the ones already planned.

[legendaryair]

Hee, very hot! And you accomplished it well without any awkwardness, which is hard to do with OT3 fics sometimes. ;D (And I don't mean that there was no awkwardness *between* the characters, but rather that you didn't resort to making the characters OOC or putting them in a crazy situation to make the threesome work.) Great job, and I'd love to read more from you! :D

[vampyra142001]

OT3? What's that?

Yeah, I just couldn't see making them a 'true' threesome. Roxanne flatout states that Wayne is not her type, so it was almost a stretch to get her to join the boys. But I'm glad it worked.

I'm hoping to start writing that prison fic soon, but I'm haven't received anyone's opinion on it yet, so a fluffy g-rated fic has pushed its way to the front of my brain instead. At the very least, I should have that up soon.

[legendaryair]

Oh, oops--OT3 is a warping of OTP (one true pairing) to mean a threesome that's shipped romantically/sexually/however. ;)

Yeah, I thought it worked very well! And very interestingly. I have a few friends who are in stable threesome relationships, and they've told me that the hardest relationships to maintain are those where everyone *isn't* attracted to everyone else, because it creates a sort of tension between the two who have to "share" or a pressure on the one who is only attracted to one other person to join in, etc. Basically it creates an uneven "power" structure. But sometimes they do work, it just takes a little more planning, effort, and communication. All of which I saw here--you certainly pulled it off! :D

Ooh, either prison or fluff would be good, but I gotta say my brain is only equipped to handle fluff at this point so I'm not disappointed in your choice! XD (School is eating my life, haha.)

[vampyra142001]

Funny thing is - I don't know anyone who's in a threesome and never have. Haven't read any novels or anything that contain it either. The story pretty much wrote itself and I just smoothed a few places out. It's good to know logic beats ignorance if this managed to mirror real life.

And the fluff wasn't a choice, the evil little plot bunny came out of nowhere and took advantage of my idle hands. *Head desk* I should be working on either of my other stories... Anyway, I should have it up in the next day or so.

Would you like to know what it's going to be about?

[scarlet_frostz]

[vampyra142001]

What places in specific? I love knowing when my sarcasm hits the mark.

[scarlet_frostz]

[vampyra142001]

I wouldn't say she freaked, but it was definitely a o.0 moment. And trust Megz to keep him cool and make up for Metro Man's 'ok... woman parts, now what?'