ohhhh immanuel kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable... heidegger heidegger....

[megamessy]

i dont think im going to homecoming. main reason: i dont have a date. yeah, i know, "why dont i just go stag?" well, (close your eyes bc this is gonna sound so stupid and youre just gonna wanna slap me for sounding like a silly teenage girl) all my friends have dates and i dont want to be the odd one out. there are times for being different, and

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[whambamglambam]

I know who you could ask...

[megamessy]

chicka, i dont do the asking!! thats the mans job!

Sorry if I sound bitchy, but you need some persistent encouragement

[whambamglambam]

What the hell are you talking about? I asked Dan out! This is so not 1952! Ask him! Ask him! Ask him!

[hegemony]

*checks watch* It's NOT 1952? I need to get a new watch, man...damn.

You know what, meg. Ask him. Collier ain't goin anywhere with you, and you so know that.

[megamessy]

dress insanely... i dont supposed i could steal my friend's idea and go as Carrie?

[hegemony]

as long as you never try to go to any dance as akasha because that's so me at the prom.

maybe I can rip antonio's heart out and eat it! WOO HOO!

[hegemony]

oh, I probably should have slapped a disclaimer on that statement.

I'm a sick fuck.
I'm a virgin.
I'm still a sick fuck.

That's all. Thanks gals. *walks off*

[megamessy]

wtf is with my comments section? weirdness.....