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[final_weakness]

*Top is skating around at top speed (...pun not intended, honest) down the halls, megaphone in hand. He is repeating the same message over and over. Despite the contents of the message and the method of delivery, the orange bot is mustering up all the charisma he can and trying to not be annoying~.*

Attention everyone!
This is an announcement by

Comments

[thisdirtysea]

Did she shoot him back?

[final_weakness]

Well...

*Does summoning attack fish and throwing a trident count? Not to Top it doesn't~!*

No. No she didn't.

[thisdirtysea]

Weird girl. Atlas would have shot him. He'd have probably cried.

[final_weakness]

He probably would have! I hear he cries often!

[searchsnakes]

I have never been more proud of my brother than I am right now.

[final_weakness]

Hey, ya gotta play to your strengths~!

Deleted the first version for HTML Fail, sorry

[searchsnakes]

Keep on fighting the good fight, Top. Light and his devil machine aren't going to fool anyone here. We gotta--

*Whoops, Snake's programming's been waging a war with Queen Ophiuchus' snake control, and guess what just gained the upper hand?*

--apologize to Mega right away! What are you doing?

[final_weakness]

Yeah, that's exactly what we're gonna-...

...Wait. What.

[nibmobeulb]

*golf clap*

[final_weakness]

What can I say? The people have a right to know!

[xblues_whistlex]

*snort*

...Poor Roll...

[final_weakness]

Sad, but true...

[bootleg_zero]

*as Top skates by, bellowing with his megaphone. He shouts back*

Is this the same jerk that shot the snake-headed robot in the face? Because he totally shoots at civilians, too!

[final_weakness]

Yes! And he shot at me, too!

Snake's hardly a civilian but that's good, I'll have to add that to the list...

the whore supports your noble cause!

[bootleg_zero]

*the blond scowls fiercely*

Is there ANYBODY this dick won't blast in the face? I was just standing there when he decided to pop off and ended up losing half my health!