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[megaera_inc]

Guys, I can repeat sentences no reasonable person can disagree with, memorise talking points an aide told me to cram, and speak to the hearts of those hard-working folk out there, cause I understand their problems, y'know? This obviously makes me qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America, notwithstanding that pesky being an

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[dots]

Also, I can wink at the camera a lot, doncha know.

[megaera_inc]

Oh, goshdarn it, I can't. I'm never gonna be VP now :(

[dots]

Aw, heck, ain't that just a shame!

[megaera_inc]

But I can ignore questions real good!

[sarajayechan]

And I'm totally cute, don't forget that! That makes me a shoo-in!

[northswainglow]

Now you just need a knocked up kid to create a media circus!

[megaera_inc]

This Vice President thing is gonna be easy ;)

[greyangel]

brilliant.

[megaera_inc]

Vote for me and my team of mavericks!