"Matt Damon! What's up! Hey, do that thing you did in that movie, you know. That thing.. where Ben Afleck stabs you. Actually, can you do it the other way around too?"
Oh, Matt Damon. I kind of want to murder him a little. Actually I want to reprogram his brain to turn him into a murderous robot and send him to Ben Afleck's house. After he bludgeons Afleck to death with a heavy object, his self-destruct will kick on and he'll explode. That's how it happens in my fantasy.
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Of course, I kinda wanna bone most people, so this isn't news.
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