hello! there is no hate in my heart!

don't trust or count on anyone.

i wish it didn't take me so long to figure that out.

i (love to) eat-EAT-eateat AHpples AND buhNAY-NAYS
ya feelin me? all you.. myspace-lovin, conformist deadjournal-usin, livejournal tourists??? Uh?!?

college? i'd rather be in fourth grade, thank you.

and for the moment, i am SOOOOOOO much better than you.
and you.
and you.

ps. can i be an asshole just because i'm drunk?

fuck your answers that don't include the words "yes". which will be considered plural from now on.

we could, i suppose, pretend.

i suggest we do.

where did i put my wine? it seems to have dissapeared. along with all those sweet illusions.

my easter was eggceptional.
and your easter was ____________. (?)

okay, no no no. fuck easter. how are you doing today?

scat-rabbit, or give me some EGGSSSSSSS.

after someone sneezed, my grandma would say "scat-rabbit".