Mine would look like Cyndi Lauper... and would probably say something like, "No, hon, you're not a nerd. I like watching Doctor Who, too." or quite possibly, "Oh sweetie... I think accordion is way sexier than all those meat-headed guitarists out there."
I play with all those Walgreens contraptions as well. Tellingly, the girl version of 'Mister Pefect' says inane things like "Go ahead and watch the game, I don't mind." No mention of Doctor Who or accordions at all. And certainly no safety-orange hair.
Mine would look rather androgynous (think Desire from Sandman) and have a randomizer chip for varied adventures - "Oh baby, I get really excited when we ____ at the ____ with ____together." There would be a wide range of optional vocabularies - think take photographs/ dungeon/ space aliens. Or -- read aloud/ museum / gorgeous lesbians. Maybe make out/ Bart Station/ finger paints. The more rideculous, the better.
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I play with all those Walgreens contraptions as well. Tellingly, the girl version of 'Mister Pefect' says inane things like "Go ahead and watch the game, I don't mind." No mention of Doctor Who or accordions at all. And certainly no safety-orange hair.
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