Oh, hey, Ghetto Tony. I have been waiting so long to meet you and you were definitely worth the wait. You are too ghettolicious for words. *throws self at ghetto Tony in fit of excitement*
I love the idea that ghetto Tony is this sensitive slow jamz type of dude in comparison to ghetto Alex's hardcore badass and pervy. Somehow they fit together so well.
and i swear she’s bad and she knows i think that she knows *waves at Alex* This is strangely perfect. I'm also loving the use of "When You're Mad" and really just all of Tony's ghetto love for his future baby mama.
i was a hustler and a player, girl before i met youDon't front, Ghetto Tony. Are you trying to convince us you slept with Karen again? WE AREN'T BUYING IT
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Hay gurl, come sit up on lap. (Ghetto Tony is very pleased to meet you too. )
I've been known to throw myself at ghetto Tony on occasion too. Look how handsome and intense he looks on the front cover! How could anyone resist?
I figure ghetto!Tony is more about the slow jamz than the hardcore badassery. He's a lover, not a fighter. He lets his baby mama do the HBIC thing on his behalf - he knows how much she enjoys it.
I swear, 'Lovestoned' is the perfect song for pervert!Tony. My absolute favourite bit has to be the she looks like a model / except she got a little more ass line. Can you not just hear Tony saying/thinking exactly this? I love how ghetto!Tony has such an appreciation for the female form. Especially his boo's
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*sits down in Ghetto Tony's lap with great enthusiasm* He really is quite handsome. No wonder all the ghetto chicks are throwing themselves at him even though he only has eyes for ghetto Alex.
Ghetto Tony doesn't need to be tough. He can just sit back, relax, put on some slow jamz and watch his babby mamma kick some ass.
Ghetto Tony totally makes rude gestures indicative of Alex's T&A constantly. Ghetto Alex loves it even though she'd throw down if anyone else did something like that to her. Ghetto tony can get away with a lot because he's such a suave mofo.
To quote Ne-Yo (which is something I'm rather fond of doing, oddly) he was commander in chief of his pimp ship flying high, before Alex came and shot him out the sky. (What is wrong with me, Liz.)OMG, Amelia. I don't even know what is wrong with you. I'd try to guess but I'm too stunned
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I love the idea that ghetto Tony is this sensitive slow jamz type of dude in comparison to ghetto Alex's hardcore badass and pervy. Somehow they fit together so well.
and i swear she’s bad and she knows
i think that she knows
*waves at Alex* This is strangely perfect. I'm also loving the use of "When You're Mad" and really just all of Tony's ghetto love for his future baby mama.
i was a hustler and a player, girl
before i met youDon't front, Ghetto Tony. Are you trying to convince us you slept with Karen again? WE AREN'T BUYING IT ( ... )
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I've been known to throw myself at ghetto Tony on occasion too. Look how handsome and intense he looks on the front cover! How could anyone resist?
I figure ghetto!Tony is more about the slow jamz than the hardcore badassery. He's a lover, not a fighter. He lets his baby mama do the HBIC thing on his behalf - he knows how much she enjoys it.
I swear, 'Lovestoned' is the perfect song for pervert!Tony. My absolute favourite bit has to be the she looks like a model / except she got a little more ass line. Can you not just hear Tony saying/thinking exactly this? I love how ghetto!Tony has such an appreciation for the female form. Especially his boo's ( ... )
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Ghetto Tony doesn't need to be tough. He can just sit back, relax, put on some slow jamz and watch his babby mamma kick some ass.
Ghetto Tony totally makes rude gestures indicative of Alex's T&A constantly. Ghetto Alex loves it even though she'd throw down if anyone else did something like that to her. Ghetto tony can get away with a lot because he's such a suave mofo.
To quote Ne-Yo (which is something I'm rather fond of doing, oddly) he was commander in chief of his pimp ship flying high, before Alex came and shot him out the sky. (What is wrong with me, Liz.)OMG, Amelia. I don't even know what is wrong with you. I'd try to guess but I'm too stunned ( ... )
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