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meelsie_love78

the story of us it always starts the same

Jul 16, 2010 18:02

Title: The Stationary Cupboard
Character/s: Alex Fielding, Tony Hill
Rating: R, for sex and swearing.
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: I’m not even going to bother.
Summary: No. No summary either. Just read the damn thing.
A/N: The fuck is this shit.

( with a boy and a girl and a huh and a game )

character: alex fielding, wire in the blood, fic, porn???, character: tony hill

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angel_2606 July 16 2010, 13:24:08 UTC

*eyes widen*

OOH! DIALOGUE ONLY PIECE! I CAN HAZ, YES/NO? YES? OKIES!

I am finding myself really quite liking this piece, against my better judgment. It's quite adorable really, them snarking back and forth, even in the midst and then aftermath of sex. *grins* MOAR Tony/Alex plez?

mammothluv July 16 2010, 14:55:44 UTC

The Stationary Cupboard, a new film staring Blondie Hardon and Don Slapalot. Coming soon to a theater of ill repute near you. Guest starring Doctor Dangle as the peeping Tom. (Come on. You know that's why they had to move. Kevin was so starring in the window intently.)

Bloody inconvenient those damn glass walls.

Wait, does Alex have super stealth stockings that she keeps in her desk drawer or something and whips our just when she knows Tony is stopping by? *gives Alex the thumbs up*

Don't you dare shush Blondie, Don. She needs to express her enthusiasm vocally. It's just how she rolls.

Poor Tony is sad no one loves his anorak. He was hoping he could wear that and nothing else in the photoshoot for the cover of this film.

“Oh, that’d make a nice change. Another item of my clothing, ruined in a mad sexual frenzy by you. How refreshing.”
“Shut. Up. Tony.”Pretty soon Tony's going to have to start running about naked or Alex is going to have to replace his entire wardrobe. Maybe that's why his wardrobe keeps getting ( ... )

meelsie_love78 July 16 2010, 22:14:29 UTC

LIZ. YOU AND YOUR DAMN RECLINER INSIDE MY HEAD ( ... )

mammothluv July 25 2010, 23:27:32 UTC

LIZ. YOU AND YOUR DAMN RECLINER INSIDE MY HEAD.
I hope this doesn't mean you're kicking me and my recliner out. I was just starting to get comfy here.

Of course Blondie gets top billing. I mean Don's no slouch but we all know who the real star is in that partnership.

By the way, did you notice Alex has had a promotion!!
No, Amelia, I didn't. I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE PORN. You really can't expect me to keep track of things when Alex and Tony are getting it on in a Stationary Cupboard. I'm human and can only process so many delightful things at once. So, thank you for pointing it out. Obviously Tony is so fucked up on the even more powerful work position and the whorish pencil skirt that he can't stand it. And, Alex, well Alex is just Alex. Fucking insatiable that one.

Anyway, I'm quite keen on the fact that she snuck out during lunch to buy hot thigh highs. There's a reason she gets top billing and it's shit like that.

don't know what the poor honey does in winter; I'm picturing tiny little ice crystals and ( ... )

meelsie_love78 July 26 2010, 04:30:54 UTC

Of course I shan't be kicking you out! You've just about got squatter's rights anyway by now, I'd imagine, so if it came down to a long dramatic court battle, you'd probably win. And I just bet you'd have Diane Neal representing you, and I'd be stuck with William Shatner as whatever the hell his character's name was in Boston Legal. Do not want. (Although Shatner's a funny bloke. I'm sure we'd get along smashingly ( ... )

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