Sep 19, 2005 01:50
hey,
say something dirty....
write me a dirty note, say something funny.. anything..
this is a request...
I like when mass amounts of people answer to a post.. so feel free strangers to tag on a dirty comment..
kthnxby <-- haha
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Hey Tahaji.
"Something Dirty"
"Something Funny"
Obligatory Fuck You Post Achieved.
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More along the lines of our private / not so private comments on myspace ::grins::
Try mentioning love juice.. sticking things up peoples bottoms.. etc.
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A: He always likes to come in a little behind.
THe joke is older than dirt... does that count?
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::grins:: oh come on.. everyone else is doing it.
say something gross'alicious.
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?" Asked Jeff
"I kicked her in the face."
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=)
so be my myspace friend i've been waiting for acceptence for liek a week.. =)
and it's a good way for me to keep in touch with you.
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