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And so, here's a quick fic!
Title: Deaded?(Sexy)Phone
Wordcount: 880
Comment: Fluff. Phone-DJinn calling home ;)
‘I don’t see the problem’
Chad was getting frustrated, the normally cocky Appleton had been acting up all day. His phone was going doolally! Apps kept flickering open and his phonebook had already sent texts to everyone whose number he knew and a few more besides. He was trying not to think what it had said to his parents.
‘App, you’ve met my parents. My roommates have made it their mission in life to barge in when we’re getting busy’
‘Yeah, I caught Len staring at my arse last time’
‘You what?’
‘Jealous?’
‘I’ll give him, he’s supposed to be straight’
‘I think he’s curious. Or growing immune.’
True, there had been a lot of barging in lately. But, well, App was gorgeous and fun and very, very willing.
‘We could go back there right now and you can tell him off?’
‘No App’
‘He stared at my butt! There was drool and everything’
‘App considering what we were doing? there was definitely plenty drool and everything’
‘You don’t want to shout? Maybe smack him a little?’
‘Appleton I Bell, pull yourself together. You’re going to introduce me to your family then we’re for dinner. It’ll be fine. How bad can they be?’
Chad was unprepared for App sinking into his arms with a groan. He was starting to wonder where the hell Appleton came from.
‘Very bad. Awful even. Dick is going to kill me’
‘Whose Dick?’ App never said much about his family.
‘Once he’s finished killing me? He’ll get Midge to revive me then hand me over to Kain with orders for him to kill me some more’
‘App love you can only die once’
‘Once Kain’s killed me? He’ll bring me back as a Zombie spirit and lock me in the dungeon to be killed over and over again’
‘Ok, App love. Calm down. Why exactly are these people going to kill you?’
‘Kill me dead. Then deader. Then dead-dead, and then…then they’ll just kill me for real’
‘Appleton?’
Chad’s phone give a pitiful bleating beep then went dead. As dead as App was apparently destined to become in the near future.
‘The phone’ like this made perfect sense!
‘What about it?’
‘Dick said…but I never answered, he doesn’t have to know I got the message?’ Chad was feeling dizzy, getting swirled about the high street at top speeds didn’t help.
‘Ok we’ll go with that then’ he hoped this was the right answer.
‘Kain wont buy it but hopefully he’ll be distracted, he’s Master-Djinn it’s a busy job’
‘Lets hope for that then’
They continued on with only minor delays such as helping an elderly lady across the road, petting a pouch and slip into a shed when no one was looking for a quick round of hide the happy body parts. App seemed far more cheerful after that and Chad certainly wasn’t about to complain.
Lustful Liaisons. It sounded fitting for App. They got a lot of looks when they entered, friendly with the odd leer.
Two men stood near a petitioned alcove. A tall impressive looking man who rested his hands on the broad muscular shoulders of the other. A slightly shorter man with thick biceps who was scowling at them, App in particular.
‘Something you didn’t understand about proper work clothes?’ he demanded with menace. The man behind him giving a sympathetic wince before schooling his features to proper parental disapproval.
‘Naked is proper for most sex’ App tried with a disarming smile.
The shorter man whipped a matching phone from his jacket pocket and stabbed it with his finger until another young figure joined them. A rather splendid figure in a shiny military uniform complete with gold trim, knee high black boots and big grin.
The taller man blinked while the rest of the room stopped to stare at him.
‘What? I’m fully dressed!’ the newcomer sent App a smug smile, winking at a bemused Chad.
‘Proper work clothes. Kain what’ll we do when he’s older?’
Lips bit down over a suggestion, which was probably for the best!
‘Perhaps we should have been more specific Dick?’
‘KAIN, I see light bulbs in your future!’
Snickers could be heard from across the room but when he turned to look everyone seemed incredibly busy with whatever they were doing. Chad clasped App’s hand and waited for the next explosion.
‘So this is Chad, he’s lush and mine. We’re dating. Chad this is Kain and Dick and everyone’ he gave an airy wave towards the busy workforce ‘I sort of work here, they’re family’
‘Er Hi?’ Chad no longer felt bad about the interrogation his parental team had levelled on App. Or for the constantly interrupting housemates.
‘Hi’
‘Hello’
‘Appleton?’
‘But he’s lush! And he does this amazing thing with his tongue!’
‘APP’
‘Well you do’
‘Thanks?’ Chad heard laughter as his lips were captured.
‘I should have known better’
‘It ok Dick, you’ll see. Ken I’ve met the perfect person for you. This guy name Len, he blushes brighter than Kain in disco-ball mode’ Kain choked at this, Dick laughed and the room relaxed. Chad got back claps, several suggestions and at one point found a strip of sample lube packets in his pocket. No one was killed, not even to partly dead.
Title: Deaded?(Sexy)Phone
Wordcount: 880
Comment: Fluff. Phone-DJinn calling home ;)
‘I don’t see the problem’
Chad was getting frustrated, the normally cocky Appleton had been acting up all day. His phone was going doolally! Apps kept flickering open and his phonebook had already sent texts to everyone whose number he knew and a few more besides. He was trying not to think what it had said to his parents.
‘App, you’ve met my parents. My roommates have made it their mission in life to barge in when we’re getting busy’
‘Yeah, I caught Len staring at my arse last time’
‘You what?’
‘Jealous?’
‘I’ll give him, he’s supposed to be straight’
‘I think he’s curious. Or growing immune.’
True, there had been a lot of barging in lately. But, well, App was gorgeous and fun and very, very willing.
‘We could go back there right now and you can tell him off?’
‘No App’
‘He stared at my butt! There was drool and everything’
‘App considering what we were doing? there was definitely plenty drool and everything’
‘You don’t want to shout? Maybe smack him a little?’
‘Appleton I Bell, pull yourself together. You’re going to introduce me to your family then we’re for dinner. It’ll be fine. How bad can they be?’
Chad was unprepared for App sinking into his arms with a groan. He was starting to wonder where the hell Appleton came from.
‘Very bad. Awful even. Dick is going to kill me’
‘Whose Dick?’ App never said much about his family.
‘Once he’s finished killing me? He’ll get Midge to revive me then hand me over to Kain with orders for him to kill me some more’
‘App love you can only die once’
‘Once Kain’s killed me? He’ll bring me back as a Zombie spirit and lock me in the dungeon to be killed over and over again’
‘Ok, App love. Calm down. Why exactly are these people going to kill you?’
‘Kill me dead. Then deader. Then dead-dead, and then…then they’ll just kill me for real’
‘Appleton?’
Chad’s phone give a pitiful bleating beep then went dead. As dead as App was apparently destined to become in the near future.
‘The phone’ like this made perfect sense!
‘What about it?’
‘Dick said…but I never answered, he doesn’t have to know I got the message?’ Chad was feeling dizzy, getting swirled about the high street at top speeds didn’t help.
‘Ok we’ll go with that then’ he hoped this was the right answer.
‘Kain wont buy it but hopefully he’ll be distracted, he’s Master-Djinn it’s a busy job’
‘Lets hope for that then’
They continued on with only minor delays such as helping an elderly lady across the road, petting a pouch and slip into a shed when no one was looking for a quick round of hide the happy body parts. App seemed far more cheerful after that and Chad certainly wasn’t about to complain.
Lustful Liaisons. It sounded fitting for App. They got a lot of looks when they entered, friendly with the odd leer.
Two men stood near a petitioned alcove. A tall impressive looking man who rested his hands on the broad muscular shoulders of the other. A slightly shorter man with thick biceps who was scowling at them, App in particular.
‘Something you didn’t understand about proper work clothes?’ he demanded with menace. The man behind him giving a sympathetic wince before schooling his features to proper parental disapproval.
‘Naked is proper for most sex’ App tried with a disarming smile.
The shorter man whipped a matching phone from his jacket pocket and stabbed it with his finger until another young figure joined them. A rather splendid figure in a shiny military uniform complete with gold trim, knee high black boots and big grin.
The taller man blinked while the rest of the room stopped to stare at him.
‘What? I’m fully dressed!’ the newcomer sent App a smug smile, winking at a bemused Chad.
‘Proper work clothes. Kain what’ll we do when he’s older?’
Lips bit down over a suggestion, which was probably for the best!
‘Perhaps we should have been more specific Dick?’
‘KAIN, I see light bulbs in your future!’
Snickers could be heard from across the room but when he turned to look everyone seemed incredibly busy with whatever they were doing. Chad clasped App’s hand and waited for the next explosion.
‘So this is Chad, he’s lush and mine. We’re dating. Chad this is Kain and Dick and everyone’ he gave an airy wave towards the busy workforce ‘I sort of work here, they’re family’
‘Er Hi?’ Chad no longer felt bad about the interrogation his parental team had levelled on App. Or for the constantly interrupting housemates.
‘Hi’
‘Hello’
‘Appleton?’
‘But he’s lush! And he does this amazing thing with his tongue!’
‘APP’
‘Well you do’
‘Thanks?’ Chad heard laughter as his lips were captured.
‘I should have known better’
‘It ok Dick, you’ll see. Ken I’ve met the perfect person for you. This guy name Len, he blushes brighter than Kain in disco-ball mode’ Kain choked at this, Dick laughed and the room relaxed. Chad got back claps, several suggestions and at one point found a strip of sample lube packets in his pocket. No one was killed, not even to partly dead.