001 | [voice] | arrival

[possemagnet]

[The audio flicks on with some brief rustling. Dean would've done this entry in video format but he's still going through everything in his head, still trying to ground himself in it, and still in the midst of snooping as much as he can to figure shit out. When he speaks his tone's oddly controlled given the circumstance.] So, I'm gonna go out on a

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[emo_git_usurper]

I'm convinced this place is some kind of bloody purgatory... [Commented offhandedly]

[emo_git_usurper]

I'm not sure what those are.

[possemagnet]

Sucks.

[emo_git_usurper]

.. to be you.

[possemagnet]

It's pretty cool to me.

[emo_git_usurper]

Don't flatter yourself.

[possemagnet]

I think someone's got a little penis envy for MY century.

[emo_git_usurper]

...

[That doesn't even make any sense. Modern slang, wut]

Says someone who probably doesn't even know the first thing about how to use his.

[possemagnet]

[Oh. Laughter. The sound of lolling.]

[emo_git_usurper]

At least you know how pathetic you are. [Go on. Laugh it up, loser. Alois is making lots of new friends]

[possemagnet]

Okay.

[emo_git_usurper]

[Bored Alois is bored.... Silence sets in]

[Hates this silence...]

What do you do?

[possemagnet]

I'm a...

[Silence on the line for a while. He seems to have forgotten.]

[emo_git_usurper]

Slack-jawed imbecile?

Come on, I didn't think that was such a difficult question.

[possemagnet]

Real cute.

You always have a stick up your ass like that?

[emo_git_usurper]

Can you remember what your occupation is?

A clue, no.