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[shinydinosaurs]

Crude language? You? Now that's a rare sight to see. [laughs]

Anyways, my suggested policy for Jayne is to shoot him on sight. With a tranquilizer, that is. [pause] Oh, and um.. don't let him moon you. It's not pretty.

[medicinexile]

Yes. Let's keep it to tranquilizers, shall we? I have to stitch him up, otherwise. The Captain was very rigid on that point.

Alas, I've already been forced to endure such a sight myself. Apparently, he found your reaction so amusing, he felt the need to see mine.

Though it isn't like I haven't had to see such a thing before. It doesn't make it any easier, when he's in the galley, however.

[shinydinosaurs]

((PS: You should repost this in cancelled_again, it'd make for an interestingly fun thread))

[medicinexile]

(Will do. Maybe even later today!)