NO, RIVER...

[medicinexile]

I don't care what Wash told you, we cannot have an alpaca on Serenity.

It's not hygienic, that's why. And they smell. And they're mean.\

NO.... Just...NO.

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[shinydinosaurs]

But that's not faiiir. They're all cute and cuddly, unlike those cows we shipped.

Not even a baby one?

They're not mean, their nipping is a sign of affection! And it doesn't even hurt, 'cause they don't have top teeth. Speaking of which, I'm sure their mouth is more hygienic than yours - well, maybe not yours, mr. floss-after-every-bite, but everyone else's. (Speaking of which, you might want to hide your dental floss. I think Jayne's trying to make it into a weapon of strangulation or something.)