Happy September! Just in case anyone needed any reminding, Nick Jonas will FINALLY be turning eighteen this month! The jailbait will be LEGAL.
That means you can lust over THIS:
... and write dirty porn about him and NOT FEEL GUILTY IN THE SLIGHTEST.
(er, assuming that you ever felt guilty to begin with.)
There's an amazing Nick J Birthday Countdown going on over at
prez_porn, which is a locked comm, but TOTES worth joining if you are a Nick J-lover and you are FILTHY. That said, it is a closed comm, so in case you don't get in, or don't feel ready to take that step, I've included a mini-picspam here for you to enjoy, along with several fic recs because it's been too long since I've done that!
GUESS WHO'S ALL GROWED UP?
Now, we did manage to pull off a Big Bang challenge in JoBro fandom, for the first time ever! And it was a big success, I think, even though I PERSONALLY failed to complete my own fic, and we did have a few artists just not do anything (which sucked, honestly). We got a whole bunch of delicious, long fic posted, only a tiny bit of which I've actually been able to read. But I do have some recs for you!
FIRST. Everyone should read
annakovsky's vampire!AU,
The Tongueless Caverns of the Earth. It is creepy as hell, dark and violent and HOT. Read the warnings, but then read the fic. I especially think SPN girls will like this one, because it would work really well for Sam/Dean, but is also MASTERFUL for Joe/Nick.
Next, you should read the POLAR OPPOSITE of the above fic,
Can't Stop My Heart From Calling You by
that_1_incident. It's Nick/David Archuleta. It's PG-13. It's ADORABLE.
That pretty much covers the extremes, but then I'd also heartily recommend these other fics that fall squarely into my sweet spot (that is, sexy fic about Nick Jonas and anyone else in existence.)
beckaandzac wrote a FANTASTIC Joe/Nick first-time fic in which the boys are on a summer tour of France. They're not rockstars and it is written from Nick's POV SO WELL. Go read:
The Grand Tour.
sarahsan wrote a Joe/Nick non-AU fic with lots of KISSING, which is like, my KRYPTONITE. So good. Read:
was not a crooked trail.
londondrowning reminded me once again why I love her writing with
Other Times Are Running Elsewhere, which is Nick/Zac Efron, and an adaptation of The Time Traveler's Wife. Now, I generally hate the whole time traveling thing, but this fic was just really amazing - 50,000 words that felt like 10,000 because the story just flows. It legit had me crying at parts and then the SEX was also really hot, even though it's not one of my primary pairings. Just, read it, m'kay?
And then, in non-JBBB fic news,
th_esaurus wrote not one but TWO smoking hot, porny
Nick Jonas/Tom Hardy fics yesterday. I... haven't seen Inception yet (I KNOW I KNOW) but apparently people like this guy? I don't know about that, but I LOVE
th_esaurus.
So there you have it, a little taste of the pre-birthday celebration for Nick J. Personally, I really dig Nick as he's getting older - he seems to just get more and more attractive to me. How about you? Do you prefer current!Nick or younger!Nick? Show me pics of your favorite Nick and tell me WHYYYYY.