Five Ways of Avoiding Martian Sex

[meddow]

I was supposed to be working on my tardis_bigbang fic. This crack fic is what came out instead:

Five Ways of Avoiding Martian Sex
Author: meddow
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~375
Pairing: Ten/Donna
Summary: It’s not sex if you rationalise it.

Comments

[reserve]

AHHH! Post to andtheropes! No intro post needed!

Also: this is fucking brilliant. Why do I love them so much? I mean to really itty, bitty little pieces. The third to last drabble is just perfect, man. I'm your new biggest fan.

[airie_fairy]

I came across that community earlier today, and I'm very curious about what the root of its name is. Help?

[reserve]

Oh! Have you seen "Fires of Pompeii" yet?

When Donna's all kidnapped and tied up, the Doctor comes to her rescue and says, "Like the toga by the way!" To which she responds, "Thanks, and the ropes?"

[airie_fairy]

Ohhhh. Yes, I have. That line hadn't stuck, though. Thanks!

[airie_fairy]

XDXDXD Especially:

“Don’t ever use spiders in that context.”

and:

“How many broom cupboards does the TARDIS have?
“One hundred and three last time I counted.”

[meddow]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed :)

[artic_fox]

Hahaha, epic win. Loving this, my dear.

[meddow]

Thanks. Great to know you enjoyed :D

[fahrbotdrusilla]

hee!

[meddow]

Thanks!

[biichan]

EPIC WIN.

The last bit was the best :) :)

[meddow]

Thank you :D