Nerd News! Jonah Hex poster revealed!

[mechmuertos]

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[archmage]

Could they have been any less creative with the poster?

I dunno, I predict that they'll have lots of blazin' gun action and grunted dialogue, a shallow story, a shoe-horned in excuse for a love interest, and a nu-metal soundtrack. it'll be ultimately forgettable, like so many of it's copied bretheren.

This should have been done as a series (maybe HBO, maybe not), where it could have been fleshed out and masde to have a little depth. But Americans don't enjoy depth.

[bashou]

Poster should've had Hex's face straight up in a close-up. No girls. Projected rating of NC-17 for violence.

[bashou]

Jonah Hex 2010? I dunno. I didn't much care for JH in the Future.

Or is that the release date, with the month omitted?

[twitchywrote]

IT WOOOOON'T