Event

[mechanikaiser]

K-thunk k-thunk k-thunTHUNthunk thunk.

In some grocery store somewhere, Hawkeye walks down an aisle, pushing a cart, with his arm extended into a shelf, causing its contents to fall into the cart as he walks. He's making a lot of noise as the groceries clatter into the metal cart at a constant, uninterrupted rate, until...

K-thunk k-THUNK..........

..

Comments

[saw_the_sea]

"..Not very picky, are you."

Says the man with a basket full of the most pretentious, hippy things.

[mechanikaiser]

He doesn't even seem to notice Cain's comment until he finishes his second run down the aisle. When he turns around, he notices Cain looking in his direction. His eyes are blood-shot and the skin under them is incredibly dark. "Th' hell're you lookin' at?"

[saw_the_sea]

"The person who just pushed an entire shelf into their grocery cart."

[mechanikaiser]

"I need it." The cart is filled with bottles upon bottles of energy drinks. Jolt, Monster, Rockstar, Spider, etc. With a dozen or so packs of 5-Hour Energy.

[icarus_attack]

Alexandra has a small shopping basket under her arm and looks to be picking up some soda when she spots this display. She only realizes a few seconds later who it is.

"....what's...all of this?"

[mechanikaiser]

"Ingredients."

[icarus_attack]

"For what, a cardiac infarction!?"

[mechanikaiser]

He doesn't respond. Instead he takes a flask out, and takes off the stopper and takes a swig. His cheeks puff inward and one eye squints shut while his head tilts to the side and his whole body tenses up. Meanwhile, the smell of sugar and caffeine wafts out of the flask.

[i_like_red]

*Juudai is at the store picking up a few things for himself and Asuka. As he reads the shopping list he has, he wanders onto the aisle Hawkeye is on and the crashing of the items falling into the cart catches his attention. He looks at Hawkeye, then the items in the cart, then at Hawkeye again*

That's a lot of energy drinks.

[mechanikaiser]

"Not in a relative sense."

[i_like_red]

So...er... what exactly do you need all those for anyway?

[remarkablerain]

*What the hell I was just getting some water.*

... Are you a fan of having heart attacks or something, or are those all just for a party you're gonna throw.

[mechanikaiser]

"No."

[remarkablerain]

Then... Why all of the energy drinks there.

[mechanikaiser]

"DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO ASK WHY I'M BUYING CRAP!?"