Stop drinkin so much....

[meatmarket]

Thanks to everyone that came to my party last night. I had a blast, and I hope you did, too.

Now, if I'll stop being drunk I'll be able to begin my day.

Waking up drunk sucks.

Here's an idea.

Someone buy me World of Warcraft for my birthday.

I need something to occupy my time that isn't being drunk.

Comments

[dododopoetry]

Someone buy me World of Warcraft for my birthday.

How 'bout I buy you a slap in the face?

[meatmarket]

Just as good.

[theycallmefro]

How about you stick your fingers in cam's butthole?

[meatmarket]

I'm pretty sure I'd just come back with stumps, and then how would I pick my nose?

[theycallmefro]

The left hand is for buttholes.
The right hand is for eating/nose picking.
Islam taught us this.

[meatmarket]

You are an endless fountain of wisdom.