You know you're a new mom when....

[meatcleaversex]

You know you're a new mom when

Comments

[she_gives]

damn I'm not a new mom but I can certainly pee,shower,shave, brusth teeth, and do my make up and get dressed all in 15 mins okay maybe 20 but I'm a quick one!
damn I rule haha

[meatcleaversex]

It used to take me 45 minutes to do all of that. Unless I was in a wicked rush. Now, everyday I am in a wicked rush. lol

[meatcleaversex]

It was one hell of a transition to me being a heavy smoker for 4 years. I would rather smell that than poop. But what can ya do?

[meatcleaversex]

Thats the way to do it.

[servermonkey]

Dude, whenever Abby or Jon had to get a shot I just became a teary eyed blubbering Server Monkey.

Yup.

[meatcleaversex]

Tell me about it. After she calmed down, I was still bawling!!

[sweetthang701]

awwwwwwwwwww that's so cute!! how's everything going?\

[meatcleaversex]

Some nights are rough and other nights she sleeps like a log. She hasn't gotten into any kind of schedule just yet.

[brittany_fafara]

adddddddddd meeee.
btw.
thank you for standing up for me.

[meatcleaversex]

you're welcome. I couldn't just sit back and let them say all that bullshit. I mean come on. It's so childish.

I could say a couple of things about Jaymes. But I think I'll stay neutral, unless you want to talk on AIM sometime.

[brittany_fafara]

yeah,my friend told me that you were standing up for me,i was like yayy but ill IM you,give me your s/n =D

[meatcleaversex]

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