#3. voice (english).

[meatballcommand]

[The feed blares to life to emit an unceremonious SNORE.

It's loud, it's obnoxious; it's a sound that'll knock you sideways if you haven't already taken the liberty of bolting yourself down. Naturally, the communicator only ever has one good reason for switching on at such an ungodly moment...

KZZAP!

He splutters as he's shocked awake.] -yeouch.

Comments

[mansae]

Th-That wouldn't smell any better! I really don't think that would smell better!

[meatballcommand]

I can tell that isn't what you wanted to hear.

[mansae]

That is, I haven't been able to meet any of my citizens yet! It's not fair! I demand compensation for this!!

[meatballcommand]

You don't want them here. [A pause. He's taking a moment to drink some water.] This isn't exactly the place for a reunion.

[mansae]

Japan gets to meet his citizens... It's really not fair!

[meatballcommand]

I'll agree with you there.

[mansae]

So you'll become a Korean citizen?

[meatballcommand]

[And he takes another sip of water.]

Can I really do that?

[mansae]

You can do it -- it's completely legal!

[meatballcommand]

Legal [...] for here?

[mansae]

...Legal enough!

[meatballcommand]

I'd better pass; not too sure I'm in the right state of mind to be changing my nationality.

[mansae]

[ "I went into a bar and woke up in Vegas married to a woman with a 'ride me' tramp stamp tattoo" is sounding much better, huh. ]

It's the best decision you could make! And you live inside me already!

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[meatballcommand]

[meatballcommand]

There's something a little off about that wording.

[mansae]

Huh? What's wrong with it? It's the number one decision you could make?