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[meatball_smell]

-I was just thinking that maybe I feel so at home because Korea is the Perm Motherland. Everyone gets perms here like the 90s never happened. And everyone openly doesn't like black people like the 90s never happened. Yesterday this young, cute Korean teacher asked me if people in America marry black people. honestly? no. only dogs marry black

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[pouty_pouterson]

oh man, your journal is already getting really out of control with expletives. when chu hui first moved to korea all she did was write about how she wanted to cut people. i wish i was in korea with you fools!!! jeff is all jealous that he's not in the motherland too.

[meatball_smell]

mmm, the motherland beckons. he'll come back sooner or later. I can see him with a hot perm wearing slippers and front-butt pleated pants above his bellybutton, walking around with his hands behind his back all ajushi style.

perma=pama=puma

[puddian]

so when i was in japan in january, japan was going through a korea-phile phase where every tv show was about korea. they showed this one korean hair salon that was called "pama" and the logo for the store was the puma logo but the puma had a perm!!! you should go there.

Re: perma=pama=puma

[meatball_smell]

everything I hear about japan leads me to believe that all japanese people are geniuses. In a science textbook at school there is an article about a japanese professor who made an invisibility suit and in the pictures you see through him and stuff and they're developing gloves so doctors can see through their hands during surgery.
I know I'll make my way there eventually.

[tharp42]

The whole "they should speak English" thing is mind boggling. At my last job, most of the foreign teachers constantly complained about the Korean teachers speaking Korean in the staff room. They even tried to bring it up at meetings. The main guy who spearheaded this has been here for two years and still can't even read a lick of Hangul, which takes all of two days to get a basic grip on... They tried to to press me into supporting them so we could present a united waygook front but I told them where to go, that I think it is the height of arrogance to go to someone else's country and tell them not to speak their language.

Fuckin' morons. They never got it.

more bitching about the Deformed Cave People

[meatball_smell]

The stupid white bitches I work with joined the rednecks in going off about Koreans speaking Korean. The worst was this disgusting redhead (I know, disgusting+redhead= redundant) from buttfuck Michigan, who can't even formulate coherent sentences in English, was bragging about how he just yells SPEAK ENGLISH in people's faces.
And he has a Korean girlfriend.

I need a plan of attack for the next time I run into that jackass, like puking silkworms on his face or something.

[_sourcream]

This is how you save your livejournal:

go to www.photobucket.com and sign up for a free account, and then post pictures of the food you eat and that ugly redhead bitch and the cute little Korean kids holding hands.

[meatball_smell]

okay, I'm having this problem where if I put in the names of more than 1 picture it won't upload and I'm way too lazy to upload every pic individually. BOOO!

[meatball_smell]

okay wait, so you have a shutterfly account and photobucket too. should I use photobucket just for pics I want to post on livejournal, and shutterfly or something else for whole albums?

[_sourcream]

i dunno. im not the one to ask. but i use shutterfly to share my pics with fri ends. and then i use photobucket for livejo urnal. i'm s ure th eres an easier way.

[kristy_chan]

OMG crazy about Korean racism, but my dad is Chinese & is racist against Black people, too.
Um. PLZ TAKE PERM SHOTS for me to view.

[meatball_smell]

I'm slowly figuring out this online picture business and I will post pics once I do, although this latest perm has past it's heyday. I used to rat it so it was huge but now I'm lazy and it's growing out.

[kristy_chan]

I think I want to copy you!!!
But I love my long Rapunzel stripper hair, too.

[meatball_smell]

I love your luscious stripper hair! I'm envious and I want lonnnnnng hair so bad! I've vowed to not cut any length from my hair for the next year but I'm so impatient and I'm going to straighten it to trick myself into thinking my hair is longer. I should get fake hair installed.