10. Who's this lady? 9. I didn't want her to know either. 8. Why am I so compelled to make lists of inane things? 7. And why does it seem to be TMI stuff? 6. Why me? 5. Is this supposed to be funny? 4. It's not funny. 3. Actually if it were happening to someone else I'd be laughing. 2. This place sucks, I want to go home. 1. Then I can add more locations to the list.
10. You're a woman, but as a member of polite society I don't call a woman I don't know just 'woman.' 9. If you end up being the sort of fighter I can respect, then I certainly would consider you more 'lady' than woman. 8. I didn't know your name, so Miss Cat was out of the question. 7. I really didn't mean it in the way you think I did. 6. Like I knew you swear when I met you. 5. Or drank. 4. Clothes don't make a lady. 3. As a (hiatused, I suppose) university student and waiter, I'd have to say a vampire killer outranks me - another reason to refer to you in terms of respect. 2. Though honestly you jumping on me for something like simple manners makes me think more 'kid with something to prove' than 'lady.' 1. I was no way implying anything about your femininity or lack thereof, I was just being polite, get over it.
10. Library 9. The back of a carriage 8. A bedroom belonging to a third party 7. Another world 6. Church 5. Boat 4. Graveyard 3. Spaceship/refrigerator 2. In a crawlspace 1. A dungeon
10. Making love 9. Sleeping together 8. Doing it 7. Bumping uglies 6. Getting busy 5. Screwing 4. Knocking boots 3. Shagging 2. Fucking 1. Getting it on
10. Don't say anything. 9. Give a withering stare. 8. Sigh. 7. Snort. 6. Say 'No comment.' 5. I guess those last 3 aren't really indications of silence since they're sounds. 4. I kind of suck at list making. 3. I hope this curse is over soon. 2. I can't believe my boss read that list. 1. I sort of want to die.
HE IS HATING EVERYTHING RIGHT ABOUT NOW.meanestbrotherJuly 22 2008, 22:15:40 UTC
Top 10 Reasons It Was 'That' Kind of List
10. I have no idea. 9. Maybe the subject matter was on my mind a little bit. 8. But it's not like I think about it all the time, jeez. 7. I think it's supposed to be funny. 6. I don't think it's funny at all. 5. I mean, kids read this stuff. 4. Argh. 3. I guess the gods have a sense of humor. 2. Especially regarding people being embarrassed out of their minds. 1. Please forget I ever posted this.
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10. Who's this lady?
9. I didn't want her to know either.
8. Why am I so compelled to make lists of inane things?
7. And why does it seem to be TMI stuff?
6. Why me?
5. Is this supposed to be funny?
4. It's not funny.
3. Actually if it were happening to someone else I'd be laughing.
2. This place sucks, I want to go home.
1. Then I can add more locations to the list.
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I know how to fight.
I swear.
I drink.
I kill vampires for a living.
The clothes I wear are very un-lady-like.
... Cursed. I'm Cat. And I really didn't want to know but, uh, I can kind of relate.
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10. You're a woman, but as a member of polite society I don't call a woman I don't know just 'woman.'
9. If you end up being the sort of fighter I can respect, then I certainly would consider you more 'lady' than woman.
8. I didn't know your name, so Miss Cat was out of the question.
7. I really didn't mean it in the way you think I did.
6. Like I knew you swear when I met you.
5. Or drank.
4. Clothes don't make a lady.
3. As a (hiatused, I suppose) university student and waiter, I'd have to say a vampire killer outranks me - another reason to refer to you in terms of respect.
2. Though honestly you jumping on me for something like simple manners makes me think more 'kid with something to prove' than 'lady.'
1. I was no way implying anything about your femininity or lack thereof, I was just being polite, get over it.
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10. Library
9. The back of a carriage
8. A bedroom belonging to a third party
7. Another world
6. Church
5. Boat
4. Graveyard
3. Spaceship/refrigerator
2. In a crawlspace
1. A dungeon
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10. Making love
9. Sleeping together
8. Doing it
7. Bumping uglies
6. Getting busy
5. Screwing
4. Knocking boots
3. Shagging
2. Fucking
1. Getting it on
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10. Don't say anything.
9. Give a withering stare.
8. Sigh.
7. Snort.
6. Say 'No comment.'
5. I guess those last 3 aren't really indications of silence since they're sounds.
4. I kind of suck at list making.
3. I hope this curse is over soon.
2. I can't believe my boss read that list.
1. I sort of want to die.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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10. I have no idea.
9. Maybe the subject matter was on my mind a little bit.
8. But it's not like I think about it all the time, jeez.
7. I think it's supposed to be funny.
6. I don't think it's funny at all.
5. I mean, kids read this stuff.
4. Argh.
3. I guess the gods have a sense of humor.
2. Especially regarding people being embarrassed out of their minds.
1. Please forget I ever posted this.
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