Six.

[meanestbrother]

...Peaches. Everywhere.

Every time I open a door - for the bathroom, a cupboard, the fridge, I'm pelted with them.

Hilarious.

Comments

[anti_bereznoff]

...can we make cake out of them?

[meanestbrother]

Be my guest, if you want to come get them.

[anti_bereznoff]

Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyy?

You can make us jam too! And we like peach jello real fresh, so shouldn't you get started? Thaaaaaaank youuuuuuu ♥!

[meanestbrother]

I don't recall offering to make you anything.

[doujin_dork]

You're . . . getting hit by them?

[OoC: Enjoy~!]

[meanestbrother]

Yes. It's awesome.

[OOC: You have no idea how tempting it was to have him reference that song. X3]

[doujin_dork]

Ah, well, as long as you're enjoying it, I suppose.

[OoC: XD Awww, I'm sorry, bb. Maybe on song!curse day?]

[meanestbrother]

...Yeah. As long as I'm enjoying it.

[bealright]

...It's dangerous to be around you, Onii-chan.

[meanestbrother]

Not as dangerous as it is to be around monsters.

A peach isn't going to bite you.

[bealright]

Mou, I don't bite anyone! And Onii-chan's peaches are hard with then hit you.

[meanestbrother]

Well if you didn't follow me everywhere, you wouldn't get hit.

Did the silly monster get bruised?

[auraoftheday]

You must like peaches a lot, huh~?

[meanestbrother]

That must be it.

[chupaflavors]

You should give them out to people.

[meanestbrother]

You're welcome to as many as you want.

[chupaflavors]

But if they're hitting you in the face, that means they're bruised, right? You should dodge them better!

[meanestbrother]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to inconvenience anyone who might want my peaches.