22nd Shuriken ➣ [Action / Voice]

[meanandgreen]

[Raph woke up today feeling like he was going to get smothered to death. He was hot under the covers, and somehow that felt really uncomfortable. Actually, pretty much everything about him felt uncomfortable. His skin was too sensitive, his back was too flat, and when he tried to sit up, he felt like he had a goddamn slinky for a spine

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[causeblocked]

[Shit, it's Raph. Hide the whore.]

Nope. Back to my old self, I'm afraid.

[causeblocked]

Well let's see... I've been stuck as a girl, barely survived an attack by my two housemates turned demons, had to help take care of one of those two now regressed to the age of a child along with a friend of his...

Oh, and I'm holding your girlfriend hostage.

[onceaturtle]

Uh...wow. Sorry I asked.

[Give him a minute...

...

...

...Ah, there we go.]

Wait, what?

[causeblocked]

You heard me.

Winry, right? The blond. She thinks she's a prostitute, and I could just let her wander around doing things she might regret later...

[onceaturtle]

She thinks she's a WHAT!?

[There's a bunch of hurried noises as he tries to get ready to leave. Stupid body. Stupid clothes. Stupid Winry, stupid everything!

He almost shuts his journal, but reopens it before it closes.]

I'm comin' over. And she ain't my girlfriend.

[causeblocked]

Do you even know where I am?

[onceaturtle]

[He reopens the journal again, and promptly loses his balance trying to multitask on the way to the door. He doesn't fall, at least, but the book does.

Hold on a second while Raph curses the universe.

Okay, now we're good.]

Where are you?

[causeblocked]

...House 43.

I didn't hurt her, okay? And we haven't done anything. [Even though she wanted to. Oh god, Raph, you have no idea of the sheer amount of willpower...]

And Richard and Naoki live here too, so don't do anything stupid!

[onceaturtle]

If anybody touches her I'll rip their damn dick off!

[And he's absolutely serious about this. Anyone who takes advantage of Winry doesn't have the right to procreate.]

[causeblocked]

I don't think anything happened before I brought her here... At least I hope not.

[onceaturtle]

[He just snorts and slams the book shut. Give him a half hour and he'll be banging on the front door so hard it might bust off its hinges.

Yeah, it took him a while. His balance is off and he walks like he's wasted.

...You'd think he'd be a little more talented, from all the experience.]

[causeblocked]

[...Yeah, that really makes Isamu want to answer the door.

He comes to get it cautiously, standing back out of the way when he opens it.]

[onceaturtle]

[He staggers through the door like a charging bull and bellows at the top of his lungs:]

WINRY!

[He reels back to Isamu.] Where is she?

[causeblocked]

Hey, hey. Calm down. She's just in my room. It's on the second floor...

[onceaturtle]

[He finds the stairs and marches up them without another word, tensely hanging back until Isamu catches up and shows him what room.]

[causeblocked]

[Just... kinda pointing to his door. He's been trying to take good care of her! Honest!]