Contrary to popular belief, Kharn the Betrayer was a pretty fun guy tobe around during a blood-letting campaign. Sure, he'd get so wrapped upin the blood-lust that he'd butcher friend and foe alike but it's notlike you didn't get a fair warning from his name or anything.

Iserved in the traitor guardsman legions known as the Red Rivers,because we got ( Read more... )

Tom just got Jerry decapitated by Frenchmen.

A Massachusetts native and popular captain of a sightseeing riverboat in Tuscaloosa fell to his death from an interstate bridge following a traffic crash. Michael Medeiros, 59, originally from Fall River, Mass.,was driving behind his wife, Nikki, in the southbound lane of Interstate 20/59 when several 18-foot flatbed trailers fell off a truck onto ( Read more... )

[13:15] Meamachina: so whuddup?
[13:15] errorspiff: tech support call right now
[13:16] Meamachina: ah
[13:16] Meamachina: tell them to make sure it's plugged in
[13:16] errorspiff: haha
[13:24] errorspiff: HE FUCKING DID THAT!
[13:25] errorspiff: he left one the the power supplies unpluged
[13:25] Meamachina: hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Oh Xbox live... you're so silly!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1666743

[16:30] Meamachina: Hi, this is your mom
[16:30] Meamachina: Ian, you've been spending too much time online
[16:31] Meamachina: Why havn't you found a good girl yet?
[16:31] wolf343: because IIIII
[16:31] *** Auto-response sent to wolf343: I'M GONE.
[16:31] wolf343: ammmmmmmm
[16:31] wolf343: shy and picky and lack the appropriate confidence ( Read more... )

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Mustard Gas Party

Oh Karma and your one-two punches.

It's like a high-five and a "down low oops too slow!"

Got a girl, lost a car. Sucks, but I suppose I could not have a girl and lost my car. Gotta look on the bright side right?

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