I am the very model of a scandalous librarian
For some reason this posted before I was finished and came out all insane. It also posted without a cut and then with like, 72 cuts. I think my computer had an aneurysm. Sheesh. Here's a repost that hopefully comes out normally.
Would you like to be stamped as a man, woman, or either?
*Asari are going to be considered as female.
Either suits me fine.
Links to other applications you've voted on:
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Name: Kate
Age: 25
Gender: Lady-type. As the username might suggest.
Pick three words to describe yourself: Cagey, odd, affable
What do you often think about? Whenever I'm bored, which is often, I play make believe and tell myself stories, or I case the room thinking of how defensible it is against a zombie attack. I also having a constantly looping track reminding me of every minute task I am failing to complete at that moment, a.k.a. a permanently guilty conscience.
What are some of your favorite songs?
The Mills Brothers - Moanin' for You
Lhasa de Sela - Where Do You Go
Metric - Blindness
Hobbies: I like to write original and fan stuff, most of which I never finish. I draw softcore xenophilic pronz and various other hootenanny. I sew and costume, I like to cook, I play the viola and the xylophone (apparently my hobbies contain an unusual number of words starting with "x.") Reading and video games (zoooombiiiiiies!) are way high on my list. But my main time-waster is probably puttering around on the web. Like now.
Positive traits: Curious, thoughtful, extremely patient, creative, calm in crises. My main goal in life is making the people around me happier.
Negative traits: I have to be liked by everyone, and I conceal a good portion of my thoughts and feelings at all times in order to facilitate this. I am frequently incapacitated by my perfectionism. I beat myself up. I tend to let friendships wither because I'm more comfortable hiding at home.
Likes: Kind and intelligent people, sleeping in, hot baths, gripping stories, filthy jokes, animals. Petting zoos and reverse petting zoos. And heavy petting.
Dislikes: Cruelty, willful ignorance, mornings, being told what to do. Oh, and seafood. I do not wish to taste the sea.
Favorite animal: Doggies! I would have a hundred dogs if I could. I wanted Urz to follow me back to the Normandy and be my lizard-dog. I reloaded from guilt after betting on a Varren fight. :(
What type of people are you generally attracted to? Weirdos. I love nerds and asocial types. In highschool I was always the girl attempting to flirt with the taciturn guy with bad hair sitting by himself in the cafeteria.
Whats your ultimate goal? Being more comfortable with myself more of the time. Yeah, I aim high.
Whats your biggest fear? Letting someone down.
Are you a risk taker? With things like food or singing karaoke in front of strangers, sure. For more important things I tend to make calculated decisions.
How do you take losing? Terribly. I won't show it, but I'll be upset at myself for days. I tend to avoid competitive situations.
Do you have any role model(s)? If so who? & why? Not really. I love the crap out of my parents, though.
Favorite quote(s) (doesn't have to be from ME): Ummmm.... I've never been a collector of quotes. So here's one at random. "Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests." -Seymour, in Ghost World
Are you usually optimistic or pessimistic? My policy: the worst is yet to come!!
Do usually think about the result of a long run or a short run? Long run.
Loner or teammate? Loner. I'm not assertive, and I don't take direction well. Teams=no.
Playful or serious? Mostly playful. I'd say 80% of what comes out of my mouth is joking or sarcastic.
Logic or intuition? Intuition, as long as it passes through a quick logic filter.
Feared or loved? Loved, please.
Listen or speak? Listen. Oh, do go on.
Forgiving or vengeful? I forgive. But I have a very long memory.
Describe your...
Aggression (submissive,competitive, ect.): Submissive, to a point. If someone I care about is threatened, it's face-punching time.
Dependability: High. If I don't do what I say I will, I'll never let me hear the end of it.
Sociability (talkative, shy, talk when you need to, ect.): I'm very social, but it drains rather than charges my batteries. I make acquaintances easily and friends rarely.
Maturity: Commensurate to the average frat boy. A quarter of a century old and I laugh at farts and creatively titled fictional sex positions.
Physical appearance (you can put a picture but its optional): Let's up the nerd factor with some KotOR II Cosplay! Aww yeah. I'm also over six feet tall, so that's weird.
What color armor does your Shepard typically/would wear? I think I finally settled on bright orange camo, because my Shepard fails to grasp the concept.
What weapon do you use the most? Souped up heavy pistol. Do head shots ever get old? NO THEY DO NOT.
Increased weapon damage or health? Damage, baby. Gotta splat those heads. Killing someone with a single crotch shot is also gratifying.
Weapons, biotic, or tech? Weapons. See above. I don't have time to fiddle around with my omni tool or fling someone around with magical sparkle powers.
Paragon or renegade? Mostly paragon. I'll make an exception for head-butting or when being an asshole makes me laugh.
Follower or leader? Leader. If I have to be one or the other, that is. Can't we all just be pals? Or a ship-wide orgy?
Soldier,Mercenary, or freelancer? Freelancer. Orders, like Garrus, cause chafing. And mercs can't follow their own moral compass. I just wanna be freeee.
How do you feel about the council? I love them. I always love jerky characters who insult the player. It's a sickness. <3
How do you feel about Cerberus? I think Toombs has the right idea.
If you could be any race in the Mass effect universe what would it be? Why? Hanar! I want to float around everywhere like the lazy ass I am and be so polite that people don't realize I'm talking all manner of shit to them.
If you could live anywhere in the ME universe where would you live? I liked Omega. Great club scene.
Who's your favorite ME character? Why? This is hard. I liked a lot of them. Grunt was totally adorable. Samara had great boobs. Legion because ROBOTS! And I want to make mutated mongrel babies with the turian in Rodam Expeditions.
Who's your most hated Me character? Why? I can't think of any. I sort of forgot Jacob existed on my first playthrough so I never talked to him and thought his character was boring. But I warmed up when we agreed to SPILL SOME DRINKS AND GET LOUD! (I plan to spill them all over his abs, personally.)
Anything else you would like to add? I got to see the Video Games Live concert this evening that had the composer of Mass Effect as conductor. My Mass Effect ladyboner is in full...effect. :D :D :D
Would you like your name to be put on the banner? Sure!
Would you like to be stamped as a man, woman, or either?
*Asari are going to be considered as female.
Either suits me fine.
Links to other applications you've voted on:
Raaawr I'm way too into this
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2
3
4
5
6
7
Name: Kate
Age: 25
Gender: Lady-type. As the username might suggest.
Pick three words to describe yourself: Cagey, odd, affable
What do you often think about? Whenever I'm bored, which is often, I play make believe and tell myself stories, or I case the room thinking of how defensible it is against a zombie attack. I also having a constantly looping track reminding me of every minute task I am failing to complete at that moment, a.k.a. a permanently guilty conscience.
What are some of your favorite songs?
The Mills Brothers - Moanin' for You
Lhasa de Sela - Where Do You Go
Metric - Blindness
Hobbies: I like to write original and fan stuff, most of which I never finish. I draw softcore xenophilic pronz and various other hootenanny. I sew and costume, I like to cook, I play the viola and the xylophone (apparently my hobbies contain an unusual number of words starting with "x.") Reading and video games (zoooombiiiiiies!) are way high on my list. But my main time-waster is probably puttering around on the web. Like now.
Positive traits: Curious, thoughtful, extremely patient, creative, calm in crises. My main goal in life is making the people around me happier.
Negative traits: I have to be liked by everyone, and I conceal a good portion of my thoughts and feelings at all times in order to facilitate this. I am frequently incapacitated by my perfectionism. I beat myself up. I tend to let friendships wither because I'm more comfortable hiding at home.
Likes: Kind and intelligent people, sleeping in, hot baths, gripping stories, filthy jokes, animals. Petting zoos and reverse petting zoos. And heavy petting.
Dislikes: Cruelty, willful ignorance, mornings, being told what to do. Oh, and seafood. I do not wish to taste the sea.
Favorite animal: Doggies! I would have a hundred dogs if I could. I wanted Urz to follow me back to the Normandy and be my lizard-dog. I reloaded from guilt after betting on a Varren fight. :(
What type of people are you generally attracted to? Weirdos. I love nerds and asocial types. In highschool I was always the girl attempting to flirt with the taciturn guy with bad hair sitting by himself in the cafeteria.
Whats your ultimate goal? Being more comfortable with myself more of the time. Yeah, I aim high.
Whats your biggest fear? Letting someone down.
Are you a risk taker? With things like food or singing karaoke in front of strangers, sure. For more important things I tend to make calculated decisions.
How do you take losing? Terribly. I won't show it, but I'll be upset at myself for days. I tend to avoid competitive situations.
Do you have any role model(s)? If so who? & why? Not really. I love the crap out of my parents, though.
Favorite quote(s) (doesn't have to be from ME): Ummmm.... I've never been a collector of quotes. So here's one at random. "Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests." -Seymour, in Ghost World
Are you usually optimistic or pessimistic? My policy: the worst is yet to come!!
Do usually think about the result of a long run or a short run? Long run.
Loner or teammate? Loner. I'm not assertive, and I don't take direction well. Teams=no.
Playful or serious? Mostly playful. I'd say 80% of what comes out of my mouth is joking or sarcastic.
Logic or intuition? Intuition, as long as it passes through a quick logic filter.
Feared or loved? Loved, please.
Listen or speak? Listen. Oh, do go on.
Forgiving or vengeful? I forgive. But I have a very long memory.
Describe your...
Aggression (submissive,competitive, ect.): Submissive, to a point. If someone I care about is threatened, it's face-punching time.
Dependability: High. If I don't do what I say I will, I'll never let me hear the end of it.
Sociability (talkative, shy, talk when you need to, ect.): I'm very social, but it drains rather than charges my batteries. I make acquaintances easily and friends rarely.
Maturity: Commensurate to the average frat boy. A quarter of a century old and I laugh at farts and creatively titled fictional sex positions.
Physical appearance (you can put a picture but its optional): Let's up the nerd factor with some KotOR II Cosplay! Aww yeah. I'm also over six feet tall, so that's weird.
What color armor does your Shepard typically/would wear? I think I finally settled on bright orange camo, because my Shepard fails to grasp the concept.
What weapon do you use the most? Souped up heavy pistol. Do head shots ever get old? NO THEY DO NOT.
Increased weapon damage or health? Damage, baby. Gotta splat those heads. Killing someone with a single crotch shot is also gratifying.
Weapons, biotic, or tech? Weapons. See above. I don't have time to fiddle around with my omni tool or fling someone around with magical sparkle powers.
Paragon or renegade? Mostly paragon. I'll make an exception for head-butting or when being an asshole makes me laugh.
Follower or leader? Leader. If I have to be one or the other, that is. Can't we all just be pals? Or a ship-wide orgy?
Soldier,Mercenary, or freelancer? Freelancer. Orders, like Garrus, cause chafing. And mercs can't follow their own moral compass. I just wanna be freeee.
How do you feel about the council? I love them. I always love jerky characters who insult the player. It's a sickness. <3
How do you feel about Cerberus? I think Toombs has the right idea.
If you could be any race in the Mass effect universe what would it be? Why? Hanar! I want to float around everywhere like the lazy ass I am and be so polite that people don't realize I'm talking all manner of shit to them.
If you could live anywhere in the ME universe where would you live? I liked Omega. Great club scene.
Who's your favorite ME character? Why? This is hard. I liked a lot of them. Grunt was totally adorable. Samara had great boobs. Legion because ROBOTS! And I want to make mutated mongrel babies with the turian in Rodam Expeditions.
Who's your most hated Me character? Why? I can't think of any. I sort of forgot Jacob existed on my first playthrough so I never talked to him and thought his character was boring. But I warmed up when we agreed to SPILL SOME DRINKS AND GET LOUD! (I plan to spill them all over his abs, personally.)
Anything else you would like to add? I got to see the Video Games Live concert this evening that had the composer of Mass Effect as conductor. My Mass Effect ladyboner is in full...effect. :D :D :D
Would you like your name to be put on the banner? Sure!