texts from this morning.

[me_non_amat]

(416): Hey whats up

Me: Who this?

(416): Grace h [i met some people through a friend this weekend, but i forgot some names and it was early, so i wasn't sure if i knew grace h]

Me: I dont know you. [but i was pretty sure](416): Yes you do

Comments

[vlexor]

beautiful.

I got some kale and I might experiment with it today.

It was weird because this woman who was also buying kale felt compelled to tell me how to cook it. Apparently kale is the vegetable that makes people feel like sharing.

[me_non_amat]

it's definitely a vegetable about which people are very enthusiastic. and it's not something a lot of people know how to use. those two things make it the vegetable that make people feel like sharing.

[horseback]

ralphie, I AM SARAH H! i mean, that's definitely my first name and last initial!

[me_non_amat]

i know, and i DID consider it for a millisecond, but a) your sister was just like "whats up?" 9am on labor day? no b) i do not attend your sister's church. i am an SAT God!

[horseback]

what they hay is an SAT?

[mojgani]

that is definitely what adds to the strangeness an hilarity of this whole episode

[mojgani]

goddang that's funny