Please ignore this, I am such a dweeb.

[me_fuckyeah]

I have discovered findings about England's Doctor!

Handy-Doctor Guy apparently puts a banana in his pants.
The Master puts a cucumber.
And the Doctor puts French bread in his pants. (Ewwwwww)

The sources are, of course, entirely confidential!

Comments

[handysparehand]

A banana!

[me_fuckyeah]

Yes! My sources are very specific about this!

[handysparehand]

Somehow I highly doubt your sources. First of all, how would that even work? It would have to get wrecked just by moving around wouldn't it? Bananas are incredibly fragile. One wrong move, and it would all just be completely smooshed. The logistics of that would be hell to figure out I'd think, really and just -

Forget all that. I wouldn't even need to, so the argument is moot and your sources are very, very mistaken. Although, they might actually be spot on about the Doctor and the Master.

[me_fuckyeah]

No, no! My sources said a cucumber! I'll need hard evidence to refute this!

[me_fuckyeah]

[.... FOILED BY MY OWN LAWS!]

[sizethatcounts]

*YOU TOLD ME TO COMMENT SO HERE I AM*

[notamericajr]

*SHE ALSO TOLD ME TO COMMENT. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HER WAYS!*

[sizethatcounts]

*I guess we can just Canada it up over here in this corner*

[notamericajr]

*Story of our lives, man. Story of our lives*