Insanity Round

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Welcome to the Insanity Round

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I can see for miles and miles

[infelixsoror]

Coats would have quite happily died without ever setting foot inside Big Ben’s tower ever again. Three days in the shadow of a bloody bell, potentially bleeding out as he shot everything that came into range, that had been quite enough, thank you very much

[siujerkjai]

I loved this even more in the context of the piece you wrote a few weeks ago about Reynolds and his feelings about being "someone else's problem."

[infelixsoror]

I do seem to be developing certain themes in my writing here, don't I? =) Thanks for the comment!

[a_talking_dino]

I liked the whole thing but especially the last three lines. Well done =).

[a_talking_dino]

The image of Shepard looking like a dork with his tongue poking out. Lol.

First Contact

[maimh]

Liara had known that humans looked much like asari, of cause she knew. She had heard about it, seen the pictures, and at first written it off as just one of nature’s funny coincidences

[a_talking_dino]

Liara being weirded out over humans isn't an idea I've ever thought of. It's interesting =). Nice job.

First Contact

[la_libertine]

ME3 EC SPOILER

"So be it," said the Child in a distinctly non-childlike voice. Turning from her, it shimmered and disappeared, leaving her alone on the platform, facing the three Avenues of Choice.

She grunted with pain as her lifeblood continued to drip steadily from her wounds, and then the heavens above her opened with deadly fire as the might of the Reapers bore down upon collected ranks of the Alliance of the Species. Nightflowers bloomed against the stars as ships exploded into the void, the lives of those within extinguished forever. Alliance guns tore into the Reapers as well, but the scorchings they inflicted grew less with each passing second.

The Shepard watched the display for a moment, her face blank, and then brought up her omni-tool. She keyed in a quick message and sent it off. The orange glow remained, however, and she looked up to see the fiery burst of a dreadnought above her. Detritus hurtled towards her unshielded platform. The Shepard closed her eyes.

...Back on the Ship of Normandy, the Major's omni-tool

[a_talking_dino]

Interesting. Personally, I'm not a fan of the whole 'the Shepard' thing but I liked what you wrote =). Nice job.

[la_libertine]

Thanks :) Just something that popped up... a bit out of left field really!

Power Bars and Energy Drinks

[bean_bunny]

My Shep loves peanut butter. It is my head canon. I knew exactly which one I was gonna grab.

"Don't need a protein bar. I like peanut butter."

Joker eyed Shepard oddly as she shoved the spoon full of peanut butter in her mouth.

"Do ... do you do that often?"

She pulled the spoon out of her mouth, and rolled the peanut butter around a bit in her mouth before swallowing. "You kidding? This is my favorite snack."

He looked at her cockeyed.

"What? I don't double dip."

"Wouldn't a protein bar be better for you?"

She shrugged. "Probably? But there's something about a spoon full of peanut butter. It just ... I don't know, tastes better. I'll get you a clean spoon if you want --"

"You know? I'm good."

PROMPTS:

1. Animals on the Normandy
2. Girly time
3. Arguing

[a_talking_dino]

This made me chuckle =). Shepard is kinda reminding me of my dog in this lol.

[soaringsparrows]

Ah, but would Shepard get peanut butter stuck on the roof of her mouth and promptly fail at trying to remove it?

(Everyone would stand around laughing. Javik would claim that eating peanut butter was a crime punishable by death in the Empire.)

[a_talking_dino]

Someone needs to draw this as a comic. Right now.