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Subject: From The Ice Age to the Dole Age, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others


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Subject: I Was Only Joking When I Said By Rights You Should Be Bludgeoned In Your Bed


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Subject: Wishful Thinking


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Subject: Rewriting History

This summer I spent a lot of time purposely mislabeling items
I put in storage so that archaeologists will think my printer
Is a food processor and a deck of cards is the equivalent of cash
When they excavate my home after Doomsday and the Second
Coming of Christ.

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Subject: Wise Men Say Only Fools Rush In

It's a little bit achy
And a little bit making those pits,
But not so extreme.

Subject: The Death Of Independent Film Making In New York City


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Subject: The Mean Reds


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Subject: If I Could Write I'd Set All The Words

If I am notorious for one thing,
It is that notoriously when cleaning my room I get nostalgic.

And instead of doing the simple "pick that up off the floor,"
Or "just empty that trash and vacuum, and you'll be done," I
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Subject: We Listened To It Twice, 'Cause The DJ Was Asleep


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