Deathly Hallows: the Rude Bits

[mctabby]

Following on from HBP: the Rude Bits (July 16, 2005) - let's see how DH compares. :D

Suggestive lines, double entendres, phrases that make you snigger immaturely and uncontrollably - please quote them in comments here.

Standard spoiler warning applies.

Comments

[jetamors]

"Beneath the robe he fingered the handle of his wand" (page 343)

[ladyofthelog]

Haha, yeah, I loled at that one.

[orpheus_samhain]

LOLZ

[wrestlingdog]

There was a line somewhere which basically said "It's not how big your wand is, it's how you use it." But I don't remember the exact line. I'm sure someone else does.

And I particularly liked when Molly screamed "BITCH!" at Bellatrix. I LOL'd.

[conuly]

"Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and more powerful than others."

[elphaba_of_oz]

US P523.

Hermione: Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you...."

[gmth]

US p. 8: "Good," said Voldemort (after Lucius handed over his wand). He drew out his own wand and compared the lengths.

[mandya06]

[angelagutaf]

He drew out his wand and compared the lengths. Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it seemed he expected to receive Voldemort’s wand in exchange for his own.

[chadliddell]

He drew out his own wand and compared lengths. Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it seemed he expected to receive Voldemort’s wand in exchange for his own.

[inkandalchemy]

Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who sniggered at that. ^_^;

[pyrocrastinator]

Oh, jeez, I didn't even THINK of that... I was having an off-day.

Re: Draco's use

[hohaiyee]

I blame fanfiction. I didn't giggle but /that/ gutter-guess caused a wince.