Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

[mctabby]

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

Comments

[gileonnen]

Recipient: marginaliana
Prompt: The Sorting Hat is evil.
Word count: 100
Rating: G; Harry Potter/Dracula/Bible/Norse Mythology/Highlander crossover. =)

Immortality has one major drawback: boredom.

Vampires take an interest in real estate to pass time; gods have the ultimate battle between good and evil to anticipate; even immortal Scotsmen use the centuries to cultivate devastating swordsmanship.

An immortal hat, on the other hand, can't call a real estate agent, battle a devil, or even lift a sword. In fact, the Sorting Hat can only read minds and compose irritating songs.

But immortals must do something to pass the time.

If that something is manipulating generations of wizards in one long game for one's own amusement, well. So be it.

[espresso_addict]

An immortal hat, on the other hand, can't call a real estate agent, battle a devil, or even lift a sword.

Lovely response to the prompt.

[gileonnen]

Glad you liked it!

[bethbethbeth]

Very well done...and a little chilling.

(plus, I love the allusions to other fandoms. :))

for helzebel

[egyptian_moon]

In honor of the Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III, I give you 3 drabbles. Hope that's alright

Re: for helzebel

[gileonnen]

Eep! These stories are so wrong and so right at once! I seriously have to wonder what would happen if you expanded them. =)

Re: for helzebel

[egyptian_moon]

Truth be told, those are my first drabbles. However, I am seriously considering expanding them!!!!!!! Thanks goes to helzebel for the great idea!!

Re: for helzebel

[pushdragon]

*pours bleach into brain*

Oh my! You dealt masterfully with a fiendish topic!

[subcon_ruler]

subcon_ruler will write Bellatrix, fluff, and gen for animegurl65

Pardon me, but what's gen stand for? (I seriously apologize if that sounds really stupid. >__<;;) I sort-of need to know it to write the drabble. XD But I can't wait to do mine. Wheeeee.

[florahart]

gen= general, that is, not-shippy. Not relationshippy.

[subcon_ruler]

Wait, how can you have fluff without a relationship? I thought fluff was all sappy romantic-y. *confused* Why did I have the tough prompt XD why couldn't I have gotten one of the more simple ones!? Lol. oh well.

[espresso_addict]

Gen=General readership, ie not adult rated. Also rarely used to exclude any pairing, even if non-explicit

For csi_tokyo3

[bethbethbeth]

Recipient: csi_tokyo3
Prompt: It involves all Houses, is designed to be mind-blowing, & Slytherin is disqualified for lack of style
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: Having little idea what "it" might be, I went for the cheap laugh. Also? I think I've just written pre-Draco/Hermione. I am so ashamed.

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The Very Secret House Cup
by Beth H.
© April 2006

For the first time ever, Ravenclaw came close to winning the Cup, but in the end, Gryffindor took First Place and were given the Merlin Prize for their creative use of Lubricating Charms.

Hufflepuff earned "Best Sportsmanship" for the thirty-first year running.

And what about Slytherin?

"Idiotic rules," Draco grumbled as Slytherin's enviable position in the standings disappeared into thin air. "Who knew the use of bodypaint was forbidden in the Nude Aerial Maneuvers?"

"And tassel twirling," Pansy huffed. "Who decided that should be one of the required elements?"

Draco glanced across the dimly-lit Hall at Granger, then shrugged...unconvincingly.

Re: For csi_tokyo3

[amanuensis1]

OMG that's TOO creative. ^_^

Re: For csi_tokyo3

[bethbethbeth]

*hides head*

Is it time for my punishment, ma'am? *g*

Re: For csi_tokyo3

[ex_ella_bane358]

Hee hee! Love it!

[amanuensis1]

Recipient: dragonqueen666
Prompt: Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar...
Word count: 100
Rating: NC-17

"So a werewolf, a Death Eater, a spy, and an animagus walk into a bar--"

"Oh, you've already bollixed it up. It's two Death Eaters--"

"Mate, you want to tell it, it's all yours."

"Bugger that, I only like the dirty ones."

"It's dirty the way I tell it."

"Yeah? How's it end?"

"The werewolf eats the Death Eater..."

"'S not very dirty."

"...and the Death Eater says, 'Not so much tooth next time, you cur.'"

"Pffft."

"And the animagus licks the spy's balls. Then his own, just 'cos he can."

"You're buying the next round, you know."

[florahart]

Aaaaahahahahahahahha. *loves*

[amanuensis1]

*smooches* See, it's even got it's own built-in "Boo-boom!"

[archon_mentha]

*dies laughing*