"Albus, I want you to do something. My dried catnip leaves have been stolen again!"
"Severus, my boy, I don't know what I can do to help you. I set powerful wards on your ingredient cupboard, and there are very few people who should have been able to get past them."
"Then it's one of those people! Why don't you confront them?"
"You don't seriously suspect Minerva of stealing your ingredients, Severus?"
***
Minerva expertly rolled the chopped leaves inside cigarette paper. She relaxed back in her seat and lit the joint. Nothing like a nice high at the end of a particularly tiring week.
Recipient: valis2
Prompt: McGonagall harbors a secret passion.
Word count: 100
Rating: PG-13 for the use of drugs.
Catnip
"Albus, I want you to do something. My dried catnip leaves have been stolen again!"
"Severus, my boy, I don't know what I can do to help you. I set powerful wards on your ingredient cupboard, and there are very few people who should have been able to get past them."
"Then it's one of those people! Why don't you confront them?"
"You don't seriously suspect Minerva of stealing your ingredients, Severus?"
***
Minerva expertly rolled the chopped leaves inside cigarette paper. She relaxed back in her seat and lit the joint. Nothing like a nice high at the end of a particularly tiring week.
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