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For cheshyre, Part 1

[gehayi]

Recipient: cheshyre
Prompt: Draco/Fred/George: testing Weasley Wheezes, forced feminization a plus
Word count: 1,067
Rating: PG
Warning: This is not a threesome fic, though all three are present and accounted for. I think I went in an unexpected direction with the "forced feminization" issue, too.

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The cellar of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes was sizzling with profanities.

Fred and George were taking notes.

"I swear I've never heard of half of these swear words before," said George, scribbling furiously. "Do you suppose Malfoy's making them up?"

"I hope not. They'll be ideal for the Profanity Pastries we've been working on."

"Profanity Pastries?" Draco screamed, his voice even higher than usual. "Look at me!"

"Now, now, Malfoy," said Fred. "I think you make a very nice warthog."

George peered at the beast's rear end. "Wart-sow, actually."

Draco the warthog looked appalled…well, as appalled as he could look, under the circumstances. "No. Tell me you're joking. Please.Fred studied the warthog's hindquarters with scientific curiosity. "

For cheshyre, Conclusion

[gehayi]

Draco glanced wildly about the shop's cellar, clearly searching for an escape. Somewhere, somehow, there had to be one.

"Of course," Fred said, as if the idea had just occurred to him, "we could call the Aurors, like good little citizens."

"Which would pretty much guarantee you a berth in Azkaban," said George as he rummaged around on the workbench. "After all, the Ministry throws people into Azkaban for giving other people hives without a license. I'd hate to think what would happen to someone who had tried to kill Dumbledore. Several times."

"And who nearly ended up killing Katie Bell--"

"Not to mention our little brother."

All humor had gone out of the twins' faces now.

"I didn't know that Katie had a hole in her glove when I gave her the cursed necklace!" Draco protested. "And I didn't plan on Ron drinking poisoned wine, either. Anyway, you've both done your fair share of nearly killing people."

"Yes," Fred admitted, "we have nearly killed people. But not because we were trying to kill someone else

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[gileonnen]

Excellently in character for both the twins and Malfoy--wonderful story. =) By the way, to what fandom does your icon refer?

Re: For cheshyre, Conclusion

[gehayi]

Thank you! I'm delighted that you liked it.

That icon and this one refer to the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin, who is an absolutely brilliant writer.

[corvidae9]

AWESOME. :D :D :D

Fred studied the warthog's hindquarters with scientific curiosity. "Huh. You're right, George."

*SNORT*

[gehayi]

Thanks. Glad you liked it!

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[senji]

I like it. Particularly good Gred and Feorge.... :)

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[fluffyllama]

Thank you *so* much for doing this, and doing such a fantastic job of it!

Re: For cheshyre, Conclusion

[gehayi]

Oh, it was fun! I've only written Draco forqueerditch_pub, and I never wrote the twins before at all.

And I'm delighted that you liked it!

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[sor_bet]

It's not our fault if your true self is both a hideous swine and a little girl."

"When you come right down to it," George concluded, "we're innocent."

"Don't tell anyone, though," Fred added. "It would be horrible for our reputation."

Genius.

And I suspect that WWW products will indeed play a part in the final defeat of Voldemort.

Re: For cheshyre, Part 1

[gehayi]

And I suspect that WWW products will indeed play a part in the final defeat of Voldemort.

Oh, so do I.

And I'm very glad that you liked it!

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[amanuensis1]

That's delicious and terrific. ^_^