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dramedy April 17 2006, 04:11:18 UTC
Recipient: mayhap
Prompt: Godric/Salazar with Parseltongue
Word count: 123
Rating: PG for swearing and political incorectness.

January Twelfth

Godric and I planned a vacation for spring. I've always loved Ireland in the spring, the warring Celts, and oh the snakes. You know, Godric loves watching me play with snakes...oh not like that you dirrty birdies, he says Parseltongue is erotic. oh my, that is SO embarrasing to WRITE! Mmm mmm I ADORE my little Godric-pie. Must run! Godric has something important to tell me! Something about hallows and names. Oh I haven't the foggiest.
Later, dear journal,

Salazar

"So, uhhh, Draco," Nott asked, trying to read over the pale boy's shoulder, "What's it say?"

"That we aren't the house of snakes, but of huge fucking fairies. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go burn this. Fast."

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mayhap April 17 2006, 04:22:23 UTC
Hee! Poor Draco. :)

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helzebel April 17 2006, 11:02:32 UTC
*cracks up*

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gileonnen April 17 2006, 11:32:58 UTC
That or cannibals, what with "Godric-pie" . . . how hilarious!

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amanuensis1 April 18 2006, 19:49:16 UTC
OH. MY. GOD. *claps and claps* That is fabulous. Everyone, come here! Read this one! NOW!

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marginaliana April 18 2006, 23:18:25 UTC
*cracks up* Hysterical!

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umidori May 13 2006, 13:38:17 UTC
Salazar's voice is so absolutely perfect! A hilarious story. xD

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