Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

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dramedy April 16 2006, 07:41:48 UTC
Recipient:frek
Prompt:Umbridge/Any - The Bad Place
Word count: 168
Rating: R-ish

Umbridge had told the truth, he knew, but he wanted to know more, to find out as much as he could to benefit his country. So what if she said all she could remember was "the bad place." Maybe there was more.

She heard a knock on her door, and opened it to find a young eager man waiting. She didn't ask questions.

He tried every manner and method, slipping Veritaserum and a hundred different potions, but not a single thing worked. At last, he tried the old fashioned way. As he moved his tongue in and out until she screamed, he kept asking about the bad place, and was she there.

"OH GOD THE BAD PLACE! OoooH YEASSSS!" As she fell from her orgasmic high, he asked her what the bad place was.

"Oh you precious thing. It's where all the naughty boys and girls go, Mr. Percival Weasley, when they have too much fun."

"You mean--"

"I mean, it's your turn."

And so it was.

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gileonnen April 16 2006, 11:37:43 UTC
Wow, how very, very wrong this was.

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helzebel April 16 2006, 12:09:56 UTC
Eeeeeurgh! I am so disturbed now. XD

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webbapettigrew April 16 2006, 12:45:49 UTC
Oh, man, now I have to go scrub myself.

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frek April 16 2006, 20:14:06 UTC
<333

I was so hoping you'd write Percy. I love it. Very much.

So wrong.

*loves*

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