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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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For Alchemine snapetoy April 16 2006, 06:52:13 UTC

Recipient: alchemine
Prompt: Arthur Weasley, inappropriate use of a Hoover
Word count: (100, ideally, but we won't be strict about it because cats can't count to a hundred)
Rating: 100

Molly could hear the hum of the Hooffer from upstairs and smiled to herself. Arthur was always so fascinated by these strange Muggle artefacts. Really, a wand was so much more efficient.

Levitating the folded washing, she left a teetering pile on George's bed before heading for the main bedroom. Reaching for the doorknob, she heard a pained cry.

Arthur, his robes pulled high, face red and tears streaming from his eyes, had the end of the sucky hose on his cock. And it was stuck. Seriously stuck.

Arthur made the Daily Prophet and another Weasley family legend was born.

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The best part about this drabble? It's a true story of an uncle of mine whose wife caught him playing with the vaccie many years ago! Thank you, Alchemine!

Re: For Alchemine florahart April 16 2006, 06:57:10 UTC

Baaaaaahahahahahahaha. Hahaha.

*wipes tears*
*laughs more* baaaahahahahahahahahaha.

Re: For Alchemine aphephobia April 16 2006, 07:07:22 UTC

*giggles*

I heard of a hospital emergency room story where that happened. Apparently it's difficult to remove the vaccuum once there's, erm, swelling.

Re: For Alchemine bethbethbeth April 16 2006, 11:07:25 UTC

Owie!

Also? Bwahahahahaha!

Re: For Alchemine gileonnen April 16 2006, 11:32:31 UTC

Let that be a lesson to all men--just because it's hole-shaped doesn't mean it's a sex toy. >.<

Hope your uncle was all right--the story was more than all right. =)

Re: For Alchemine helzebel April 16 2006, 12:40:10 UTC

Gahahahaha!

I remember reading something in New Scientist about the surprisingly large number of incidents like that... apparantly there was an article in a medical journal entitle "A study of penile injuries from vacuum cleaners" or something.

Re: For Alchemine ariadneelda April 16 2006, 13:15:18 UTC

Ahahaha! I could SO see Arthur doing that!

I'm not sure whether I find it scary or hilarious that these things happen in RL, too. :D

Re: For Alchemine ziasudra_fic April 16 2006, 14:10:14 UTC

*sporfles*

Poor Arthur... On second thought, poor Molly ;)

Re: For Alchemine ex_ella_bane358 April 16 2006, 15:42:55 UTC

Hee hee, silly Arthur! This was bound to happen sooner or later.

The true story made me chuckle. :-)

Re: For Alchemine josanpq April 16 2006, 18:33:06 UTC

My sympathy to your uncle...but what a fine use of reality in a drabble!

Re: For Alchemine thallos April 16 2006, 20:35:37 UTC

ahahahahahahaha
so funny it hurts
*whips tears*
*goes back to the task of dying from laughing*

Re: For Alchemine alchemine April 18 2006, 15:36:27 UTC

Lovely! I've heard rumors of that sort of thing happening, but I was never sure they were really true until now. Thanks for the laugh!

Re: For Alchemine sprite6 April 19 2006, 02:25:55 UTC

I love that the story made the Prophet. LOL!

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